Hiya ya'll! It is me, Naruphonia13 back with more parodies! I have been in Houston with my cousins for the last...oh, say...3 days, and we have been exploring the magnificent world that is xbox live. However...I apparently suck at Call of Duty: Black Ops...but that doesn't mean I don't like it! In fact, I love it! This story is based on my experiance with the multiplayer part that many of you know as: "Nazi Zombies". All the following one-shots are about video games. I shall now commence with the Disclaimer!

My Cousin Austin: (after being killed by the zombies) "Wow...Wow, really?"
My Cousin Britt: (coming down from upstairs) "Austin, could you be a little quieter?"
My Cousin Austin: Maybe...

My cousin and I are awesome enough to be heard 5 different rooms away. However...sadly we aren't awesome enough to own Naruto. We also don't own the copyrights to Call of Duty, xbox, or anythingelse that is actually halfway awesome...ya know...except this story ^^.

Screwed

"Yes! Yes! I got it! My new xbox!"

Naruto had been saving his money for months now, and had finally afforded a brand new xbox and year's worth of xbox live. He even had enough for the game "Call of Duty: Black Ops"!

"Headset: on. "

"Xbox: on"

"I am ready to rock!" Naruto started up Black Ops.

"RaMenLuver15 has signed on" appeared on the screen as Naruto signed on to xbox live. "DudeintheShadows has sent you a message." Oh! That was Shikamaru!

"Yo, Naruto, let's play Nazi zombies! Choji and Kiba are already in my party. I'm sending you an invite"

This was gonna be great! In fact, it was gonna be awesome! Naruto joined Shikamaru's party and was waiting for the screen to come on.

"Aw, Come on! Really?" Naruto waited impatiently for the game to load. Yes! It was done!

"Yo, Naruto what's up?" Kiba spoke into the headset.

"Nothin' much…Let's kick some zombie butt!" He answered back.

Everything seemed fine at first. I mean, as much as it could be for a brand new player. Sadly, Naruto was still even figuring out how to change guns and how to use the scope, but Shikamaru and Choji covered for him a lot, while Kiba usually went on solo to defend them and rebuild the barriers.

All right! Round 3!

It wasn't much of an achievement to most people, but to Naruto, it was like winning an Oscar. He was the best. He was an epic win. He was the most awesomest, most greatest, most coo-

NO! HE WAS DOWN! He was freakin' down!

"Guys! Guys, hurry and revive me!" He screamed into the mic.

No. Everything was going red. Everything. Kiba was down. Then Choji. Shikamaru was still standing, but the zombies…the zombies…they were everywhere. Every. Freakin'. Where. Shikamaru went down.

They were dead. They were screwed.

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Well…

This sucks…

Review...Please...or else...I'LL SEND SOME NAZI ZOMBIES AFTER YOU!