Written during the boredom of school! Huzzah! :p Okay, well Ellagne and I wrote this together during English, I mean during our free time... and we decided that we would both post it somewhere. I'm posting here, on fanfiction, to all you wonderful people and she's posting on deviantart, to all those wonderful people :D So you peeps get this one! YAY! :D:D:D

Pretty much, it's a parody of 'The Twelve Days of Christmas'. Starting when myself and a few other friends were singing the original song (once we found out the words!)... some stuff happened and the parody was born! HURRAH! Hehe... I like it ^^

So, enjoy! (And review!)

On the first day of Christmas, my Warden gave to me:
an archdemon in a burned tree.

On the second day of Christmas, my Warden gave to me:
two dancing hurlocks and an archdemon in a burned tree.

On the third day of Christmas, my Warden gave to me:
three raging drakes, two dancing hurlocks and an archdemon in a burned tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my Warden gave to me:
four crazy cultists, three raging drakes, two dancing hurlocks and an archdemon in a burned tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my Warden gave to me:
five dwarvern axes, four crazy cultists, three raging drakes, two dancing hurlocks and an archdemon in a burned tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Warden gave to me:
six snuffling nugs, five dwarvern axes, four crazy cultists, three raging drakes, two dancing hurlocks and an archdemon in a burned tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my Warden gave to me:
seven of Duncan's earrings, six snuffling nugs, five dwarvern axes, four crazy cultists, three raging drakes, two dancing hurlocks and an archdemon in a burned tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my Warden gave to me:
eight lyrium potions, seven of Duncan's earrings, six snuffling nugs, five dwarvern axes, four crazy cultists, three raging drakes, two dancing hurlocks and an archdemon in a burned tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my Warden gave to me:
nine creaking sylvans, eight lyrium potions, seven of Duncan's earrings, six snuffling nugs, five dwarvern axes, four crazy cultists, three raging drakes, two dancing hurlocks and an archdemon in a burned tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my Warden gave to me:
ten charging brontos, nine creaking sylvans, eight lyrium potions, seven of Duncan's earrings, six snuffling nugs, five dwarvern axes, four crazy cultists, three raging drakes, two dancing hurlocks and an archdemon in a burned tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Warden gave to me:
eleven sparkling gems, ten charging brontos, nine creaking sylvans, eight lyrium potions, seven of Duncan's earrings, six snuffling nugs, five dwarvern axes, four crazy cultists, three raging drakes, two dancing hurlocks and an archdemon in a burned tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Warden gave to me:
twelve Dalish daggers, eleven sparkling gems, ten charging brontos, nine creaking sylvans, eight lyrium potions, seven of Duncan's earrings, six snuffling nugs, five dwarvern axes, four crazy cultists, three raging drakes, two dancing hurlocks and an archdemon in a burned tree.