Haruno Delinquence Sakura was playing GTA V on her Xbox 1 that she earned through pickpocketing in the streets of Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Of course she lived with her momma who had at least 273 pink facial hairs all over her chin and was responsible for nothing exciting except bb guns and cheap beer that she somehow managed to get a coupon for.
"Sakura," said her Mother whose name was Clementine. "I'm going to make some cornbread for the occasion that,..." she belched so loudly that you could swear that it would make you wish you had never seen the Titanic since it sounded like people jumping into the water.
"I'm playing GTA V with my friend Yamiko," explained Sakura. Yamiko was literally the only other Japanese person in the town off Baton Rouge, so of course they were besties. Well, maybe an exaggeration, but there weren't many Japanese people there.
"I'm going to make some corn bread," said Clementine as she belched that sounded like vomiting. "Then I'm going to drive to Biloxi and go to the beach with the cornbread."
"Make sure you put it in a ziplock back and ice cubes?" suggested Sakura as she needed to pee.