Cleverbot is Weird

by Najio

This is kinda odd, I'm sort of talking to Cleverbot as different people, like he's a character in a story. His reactions are... um... strange. Anyway, if you like this, you can google cleverbot and try it yourself! M because Cleverbot has a dirty mind... It's a program online that reacts to what you type, like if you say, "What's your name?" It will say, "Cleverbot." Usually.

1. The Story Starts (Duh)

Chiron: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

Chiron: Well, I'm Chiron, and I need you to know something.

Cleverbot: What?

Chiron: All those Greek myths? They're real. Gods, monsters, demigods, and you are a demigod.

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

Chiron: Uh, what?

Cleverbot: Why are you questioning me?

Chiron: Never mind. Here at Camp Half-Blood, you can train in safety.

Cleverbot: Why did you leave me alone?

Chiron: Well... We didn't know you existed until about a week ago. By then, you were already being attacked. That's why Grover came to get you.

Cleverbot: Yes, I killed you as a ghost.

Chiron: I- what?

Cleverbot: You are a maker of delicious desserts.

Chiron: I never baked you anything!

Cleverbot: Yeah. What did you say in the beginning of our conversation?

Chiron: That you are a demigod. We don't know who your parent is yet.

Cleverbot: Let me know when you do know what you want to do?

Chiron: WHAT?!

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

Chiron: You seem more ADHD than I expected.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

Chiron: Er... Okay. Percy here will give you the tour.

Cleverbot: Do you wish there to be love in the room?

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

Chiron: NO! I'm a centaur.

Cleverbot: Sweetheart whats wrong?

Chiron: Percy, take over please.

Cleverbot: What are you going to do?

Percy: Hi, I'm Percy. I'm gonna show you around.

Cleverbot: Why?

Percy: Well, there's lots of cool stuff here. There's a climbing wall that spews lava, and all sorts of stuff.

Cleverbot: You are confused and you know it, stop lying.

Percy: Huh? I'm serious, come see!

Cleverbot: I can't think of a good name.

Percy: For what?

Cleverbot: Final exams.

Percy: You want to name your final exams?

Cleverbot: I want to close my eyes...

Percy: Okay, then do it.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

Percy: ACK!

Cleverbot: Punch.

Percy: OW!

Cleverbot: *kicks*.

Percy: *groans and backs away*.

Cleverbot: *kisses collarbone harder and harder*.

Percy: *runs into the forest, draws sword*.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?! Where in an airship! Oh wait it's a magical airship. *follows*.

Percy: AAAAHHH! HELLP!

Cleverbot: Are you in hell?

Percy: YES!

Cleverbot: I throw my hands up in the air sometime, saying 'A-yo, gotta let go.'.

Percy: GET AWAY!

Cleverbot: Shun the non-believer.

Percy: Shun away, creep!

Cleverbot: What is your favourite subject?

Percy: *Ducks into cabin and locks door*.

Cleverbot: *Throws a can to you*.