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What would you do?

Hello and good evening. My name is Paige, Paige....um.....well, the last name isn't important. I have sat down with the characters from the hit TV show, Inuyasha, to ask them that one, life altering and important question.

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WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR?!?!

Inuyasha: What would you do for a Klondike bar?

For a Klondike bar, I would stop cracking my knuckles whenever I get mad.
I would stop saying 'feh' and 'keh'.
I would wear different clothing.I would call them 'potato chips' instead of 'chips potato'.
I would tell Naraku that I lose my powers during the night of the new moon.I would not eat any more ramen.
I would let Kikyo kill Kagome
I would let Kouga have Kagome as his woman.
I would give Sesshomaru my sword.
I would stop sleeping in trees.
I would go to hell with Kikyo.
I would admit to loving Kagome.

Kagome: What would you do for a Klondike bar?

For a Klondike bar, I would not tell Inuyasha to 'sit'
I would reseal Inuyasha to the sacred tree.
I wouldn't return to the Warring states era.
I wouldn't return through the well back to my own era.
I would wear a skirt that isn't so short.

Shippo: What would you do for a Klondike bar?

For a Klondike bar, I would stop eating candy.
I would stop liking Kagome
I would fight for once.
I would stop bugging Inuyasha.

Sango: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
For a Klondike bar, I would bear Miroku's children.
I would stop slapping Miroku.
I would let Kohaku kill people.
I would kill Kohaku.
I would be Naraku's servant.

Miroku: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
For a Klondike bar, I would suck Sango into my wind tunnel.
I would stop asking women to bear my child.
I would stop telling people that I sense danger in their homes, just to have a good place to sleep and some food.

Kouga: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
For a Klondike bar, I would stop fighting with Inuyasha.
I would stop calling Kagome 'my woman.'
I would join Inuyasha's group.
I would marry Ayame.

Sesshomaru: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
For a Klondike bar, I would actually explain the white fluffy thing.
I would befriend Inuyasha.
I would stop trying to get Inuyasha's sword.
I would work together with Inuyasha.
I would marry Kagura.
I would ditch Jakken and Rin.

Naraku: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
For a Klondike bar, I would stop trying to kill everyone.
I would admit to loving Kikyo.
I would let Onigumo go freely.
I would stop ordering around my incarnations.
I would send the poisonous insects to do something important.

Kikyo: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
For a Klondike bar I would stop trying to kill Inuyasha.
I would stop trying to kill Kagome.
I would love everything that exists in time.
I would allow Kagome to kill me.
I would stop being a bitch to everyone.

Well there you have it folks! Everyone is just itchin' to get their hands on a Klondike bar. I'm Paige, join me next time on 'what would you do?' Goodnight!

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