Yeah! My second Sonic fic! I'm just gonna dive right in! In a minute. I'd just like to thank Japanese Sonic fan AOI for the inspiration of this fic! Wonder if he can read this (if he reads this in the first place)? Anyway, you can check out his comics at Team Artail. I really recommend this master of Sonic doujinshi to all Sonic fans (But you have to understand Sonic Adventure for a couple for them)!

1. Cream's Vacation

"I can't take you this time, Cheese," Cream whimpered, holding her chao at arm's length. "So I'm going to leave you with Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles, okay? They'll be able to take care of you, I know they will."

"Chao, chao..." Cheese trailed off, looking sullen in Cream's arms. Cream looked up as she came to Tails' house. She took the heavy bag off her back, and accidentally flung it at the door. Cream gasped in horror.

"Coming! Coming!" yelled Tails. "Whoa! What the?"

Cream peered through the hole in the door where the bag had slammed through. "Whoops...Sorry about that, Mr. Prower..."

"I guess there's no point in me locking the door now, huh?" Tails sighed as Cream stepped through the hole.

"Hey, Cream...Whoa! Did you do that?!" Sonic exclaimed, walking into the room, Knuckles following closely behind.

"Sorry, it was the bag..."

"So, what are you here for, Cream?" asked Knuckles, stretching and yawning, having just woken up. "If you came to be alone with Tails, Sonic and I'll leave..."

Sonic jabbed him in the ribs. "We're taking care of Cheese, remember, Knucklehead?"

"Don't call me that! Sonic...Sonic...Sonic toothbrush!"

Sonic snickered. "Hah...That didn't even make sense!"

"Yeah? Haven't you seen the adverts on TV? I'll brush my teeth with you when I'm done with you!"

"And, cue the fight scene!" Tails said, bringing down his hand as the echidna and the hedgehog disappeared in a cloud of dust. "Okay, then...What do we have to know about taking care of Cheese?"

"Cheese is a very good chao, so she shouldn't be too hard to take care of," Cream began. "Make sure she does her exercises each day, and she only likes to eat triangle fruit. ONLY TRIANGLE FRUIT. Otherwise she gets cranky and starts to think you don't like her. Make sure to supervise her drawing—I don't want her drawing anything inappropriate again. And when she plays with her toy car, keep an eye on her, because she likes running over pedestrians. Don't mistreat her, or I'll mistreat you."

Tails laughed dryly. "You wouldn't hurt me like that, would you?"

"Do you really wanna find out?"

"No, that's okay."

"Okay, thank you, Mr. Prower, I'll see you in a week!" Cream finished, slamming the door so hard behind her that a picture fell off the wall and broke up the fight between Sonic and Knuckles.

They paused, and stared at the picture frame for a moment before yelling, "DIE PICTURE OF TAILS' PARENTS!" and tackling it.

Tails sighed again and looked to Cheese, smiling blankly back at him. "Okay, then... Welcome to my house, Cheese. Feel free to make yourself at home."

Cheese didn't react, keeping the same expression as before as se hovered in the air. Tails waved his hand in front of her face. "Cheese? Cheese? Hello? Cheese!" No change. He shrugged it off and picked up the knapsack, dropping back to the ground under its weight. The weight dropped him through the floor and into the basement.

Again, Sonic and Knuckles stopped fighting and peered down the new hole in Tails' house. "You okay, Tails?" Sonic called.

There was some hesitation, but the reply was definitely, "I think I'll keep the bag in the basement..."

Eh...Kinda weird...But as always, your opinion is more important than mine, so please review. Is it a good idea, or just plain stupid? Please give me your input!