Author's Note: This was my brother's idea, but I took it and ran with it. (He wasn't going to write this story anyway.) Alright, this takes place directly after One Kiss chapter one: Takari. The back story is that Koushirou managed to open a Digital port without a D-3, and he, Taichi, and Yamato went to check on the younger kids. Somewhere along the way, Taichi and Yamato lost Koushirou and continued on obliviously. They reached the clearing where Takeru and Hikari were, and are spying in the bushes opposite the side Daisuke comes in.

WARNING: Yaoi, but nothing worse than kissing. And it's not even real yaoi. Um... Yaoi lovers and Yaoi haters will probably both like this.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Digimon, and the general idea was my brother, Sup's.



The Taito Plan

by: Amiasha

Taichi and Yamato stared at their siblings through the bushes.

"Oh, no..." Yamato said.

"The two of them can't be... together!" Taichi said in horror.

"Spying?" A voice came from behind them. Both teens jumped, and turned around to see their younger friend, Koushirou Izumi, standing behind them with his hands on his hips.

"Don't sneak up on us like that!" Taichi and Yamato hissed, pulling Koushirou into the bushes with them.

Koushirou looked at them annoyed. "Are you spying?" He asked.

"Look!" Taichi said, turning Koushirou's head to look at Takeru and Hikari kissing.

Koushirou blinked. Then he looked back at the older boys. "What?" He asked, sort of confused. "I thought you two knew this would happen sometime."

"We did!" Taichi said. "But we hoped it wouldn't!"

"Why?" Koushirou asked, getting more confused.

"Because! Our little siblings are drooling all over each other's faces!" Yamato said.

Koushirou looked at them, raising an eyebrow. "And...?"

"They're too young!" Taichi said.

"They'll be coming to each other's houses to go on dates! They'll be calling each other! Takeru'll turn into a love-struck idiot!" Yamato said.

Koushirou shook his head in exasperation.

"Besides that, if they marry, Yamato and I will be brothers-in-law." Taichi said.

Koushirou blanched, then started snickering. "That's what you two were dreading?"

"It's not funny!" Taichi and Yamato growled.

Unable to control his laughter, Koushirou nodded and barely choked out "Yes it is!"

"Quiet, Koushi!" Taichi whispered.

Koushirou took a few deep breaths and calmed down.

"Hey, you two, look across the field! It's Daisuke!" Yamato said. He was right, Daisuke was looking past the trees at Takeru and Hikari. He dropped his basket of berries, looking horrified. A few seconds later, Miyako arrived, and Daisuke left. Miyako followed him.

"I feel sorry for Daisuke." Taichi said.

"Hikari did tell him many times that she wasn't interested. He probably should have listened." Koushirou said matter-of-factly.

Taichi and Yamato glared at him

"Geez, how heartless are you?" Taichi asked.

Koushirou looked hurt as Taichi and Yamato turned back to the scene.

"What do we do about them?" Taichi asked Yamato.

"Try to break them up. If they're truly in love, they'll be unfazed, if they aren't in real love, they'll break up and if they are in love but it's too much for them maybe they'll wait a while. Like until they're both sixteen." Yamato answered.

Taichi stared. "And how do we go about this plan?"

"Um... Well... Ask Koushirou." Yamato said.

"Koushi, what-?" Taichi said, but stopped as he turned around. Taichi turned back to Yamato. "He's not here."

"He's probably mad at you." Yamato said simply.

Taichi looked confused. "What, what did I do?"

"I think your words were: 'Geez, how heartless are you?' That may have something to do with it." Yamato answered.

"But... I thought he knew that I didn't mean it." Taichi said, still genuinely confused.

Yamato sighed. "It sounded like you meant it. But we can deal with Koushirou later. We've got a bigger problem: Takeru and Hikari."

"Yeah. About that plan, how do we break them up?" Taichi asked.

"I've got an idea... But you won't like it." Yamato said.

Koushirou narrowed his eyes from the gap in the leaves of the tree he was in. He'd been a little angry with Taichi, but that was quickly fading. He turned his attention back to the scene. 'What could Yamato have thought of? And do I really want to know?'

"Well? Let's hear it." Taichi said.

"Well... We could... No, it's a disaster waiting to happen." Yamato said.

"Come on, darn it!" Taichi said anxiously.

"We... We could pretend to be a couple." Yamato said.

Taichi blinked. "You're right. I don't like that idea. And it is a disaster waiting to happen."

Koushirou paled. 'Pretend to be a couple?! What is Yamato on?'

"It would work, as much as I hate to admit it." Taichi said grimly.

"So... Will we try it?" Yamato asked.

"Yeah. Let's go for it."

"You can't be serious." Koushirou said, dropping from above them. Taichi and Yamato jumped four feet in the air.

"KOUSHIROU!" They both said angrily.

"You two can't be actually thinking about pretending to be together just to try to get your siblings to break up, can you?" Koushirou asked, ignoring the two boys' anger.

"Yes we can." Taichi said. "Just watch us."

"I'd rather not, if it's all the same to you." Koushirou said.

Taichi and Yamato shook their heads, grabbed Koushirou's arms, and dragged him back off toward the Digital Port.