Authors name: Mufasa, Spongey, or Mitzer(don't ask.)

Story Name: The cause of the destruction

Story description: Everything in the villages seemed peaceful for once. There were no attacks. But what the ninja didn't know was that the kage's were planning something of unimaginable torture. They were creating... a chat room. SasuXNaru GaaraXSpaghetti O's and peptobismole and a possible bagel Humor.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything fo Naruto. That belongs to Masashi Kishimoto. May the force be with you my home G. I also do not own and chat room. That is made up. And I most certainly do not own chocolate. If I did I would be too sugar high to write this right now.

Ok now to the fan-fiction. I hope you all enjoy.

It was late afternoon in Konoha and a certain blue eyed blond was checking his messages for the last time on the Konoha message board when he saw it, the announcement.

He gasped, the source of all evil was here. Tsunade had created a chat room.

The raven haired Uchiha prodigy was glaring at his ipod, it was an ongoing war that went on every night. He attempted to download music. Shikamaru had made it seem so easy but it really wasn't. Pluging the small white music player into the computer Sasuke opened up one of the many windows lining the start bar. He stared in horror at one announcement. Doom.

The lovely and annoying Sakura found herself for the fifth time checking her myspace. Not your space, hers. He hadn't written her back yet. Thats the respect you always got from internet guys.

"Damn Xemnas." Sakura muttered. Sakura had been talking to this nice guy on Myspace for forever now. He said he lived in the world that never was. She had seen a picture. He had red hair and green eyes(XEMNAS IS A LIAR HE SOOOOO USED A PIC OF AXEL) he was pretty much the definition of hot.

Checking the announcements because she knew all too well that the hokage enjoyed posting a new one every fifteen seconds she clapped her hand over her mouth. No.

(Now for a change of scenery)

"Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream dum dum dum. Make him the cutest that you've ever seen. Dum dum dum. Give him two lips like roses and clover. And tell him that all his lonesome nights are over. " Gaara of the sand sung at the top of his lounges as he surfed funny videos on youtube.

So far, he had watched Real Ninja's, and True Naruto styles and had to admit that he was extremly bored so now he found himself singing off key.

"Gaara, shut up." Temari shouted from her room. Like usual, Gaara didn't listen.

Since the incident last month Gaara had completly lost his mind.

He saw a new announcement and began singing the mail time song from Blue Clues. Reading it he cheeered. "Yay. There is a website for processed cheese now. Its a dream come true." he said. (actually it was the announcement about the chat room but like I said Gaara lost his mind)

There is the very short intro. I had HAD HAD to include Gaara. I originally planned for it to just be team seven but Gaara plays such a big part in this. So there you have it. Short intro.

Soon, you will find out how much they come to appreciate Tsunade's evilness. Or do they?