Ohayo!!

So before you read this I should tell you a little BG about this story. It is a bet me and faaborg84 is having. All in all it is just who can get most reviews. Therefore u should also read her story before giving your review.. or well.. it is a bet anyway XD

So the rules were simple; Naruto had to be cheerleader, Sasuke had to be football player and there had to be smut/lemon somewhere in it. The story has to be at least 5 pages and maximum a three shot, and that is basically it. We are not allowed to read each others stories.

It is war, and I need your reviews, so R&R! X3

Disclaimer; If I owned Naruto there would be a yaoi movie with those two.. sigh.. so obviously I do not own shit.

Rated m (m 4 molestation), because of language and lemon later.

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'So this is Konoha High..' he heaved a sigh as he closed his eyes briefly at what he already could tell was going to be a hard first day at school.

He wandered inside the vast halls of the prestigious school, receiving gawks and glares as he slowly made his way down the hall.

'Just gotta survive, just gotta survive..' the words went through his head as a pleading mantra, trying to block the cold stares away.

As he reached the head office to receive his locker number and schedule, he saw the high school cheerleaders. There were three walking in front of the rest of the group, leading the way as the obvious leaders. They wore the schools colors, black and orange, with the letters KH on the front of the little piece of garment that was trying to pretend to be a top.

Naruto heaved another sigh, collecting his things and then began searching the halls for his locker.

As he had his head stuffed in the papers with numbers, times, places etc. he unintentionally bumped into someone.

"oh.. uhm, 'm s'ry" Naruto said casually, and glared up at the person he bumped into.

A pair of midnight black eyes fell upon him, giving him a rather cold and stern look.

Naruto's eyes would have moved, well his whole body would have moved, if not the other boy had somehow enchanted him with those deep orbs.

"Watch it you asshole!" a boy beside the onyx eyed wonder barked at him.

"Don't you know who we are??!" The boy yelling at Naruto had red markings on his face and brown spiked hair.

"Cut it out Kiba, you are making a scene" a hand fell on the boy who apparently was called Kiba. A tall lean brown haired boy strode up beside the two others.

"He's new.." He replied calmly, letting go of Kiba's shoulder.

Kiba let out what sounded like a growl, and pushed the blonde, puzzled boy aside, walking pass him. The two other boys not far behind him.

Naruto stood against the lockers all numb and a little embarrassed. He saw the boy with the dark eyes giving him a little glare, before trailing off.

Naruto could see the three of them walking down the hall, making people move to the sides in immediate respect of them. On the back of what seemed to be their football jackets, was a picture of a black horse, with the letters in bold saying "Black stallions".

'Black Stallions.. sounds like a biker club rather than a football club..' he mused for himself, trying to make his brain function again.

The lockers all looked the same, and the numbers on them were tiny, it was amazing if you could see them at all.

"What number are you looking for??" Naruto turned.

"T-talking to me?" He pointed stupidly on himself, lifting a blond brow.

"yea.. what number?" the boy who asked walked over.

"I see.. 69, that is right beside of mine" the boy smiled a cocky smile and pointed on a locker.

Naruto turned his head and glared at the boringly grey locker.

"thanks.."

"No prob. I have been the new guy once too.. so I know how it is to be ignored.." He flashed a stupid grin.

"Soo.. what's your name new guy.. or shall I just stick with new guy?"

Naruto tilted his head, before letting out a fat smile.

"Naruto Uzumaki"

"Well Naruto Uzumaki, I am Hekaiki Yamana, nice to meet you"

Naruto took a look at the boy. He was not so much taller than himself, had dark long hair, dark eyes and he wore black butt-and-leg clinging slacks and a red shirt. His nails were painted a dark purple and he had a lot of necklaces on. He overall shrieked j-rock.

His eyes fell back on the grey locker, dialing in the code and pulling it open.

He stuffed his bag in and pulled out a book.

"so what is your first class Uzi?" Naruto took his head out of the locker lifting a brow in confusion at Hekaiki.

"Uzi?"

"Yea.. it is like ten times easier to say, than Naruto.. or Uzumaki" He gave a grin.

"I don't know.. think it is French.." He lifted his shoulders to show he actually didn't care to know.

"Sweet! Your going with me..! we have the best teacher ever.. Kurenai. She is damn fine I tell you.. boobs 'n'ass all over the place.." Hekaiki swung an arm around Naruto's shoulders and moved the blond down the hall to class.

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So Hekaiki was somewhat right. The lesson with Kurenai had shown Naruto that she was a 'busty' woman with well figured hips. Yep, there were definitely ass and boobs.

As the time had trailed along, and it had become lunch, Naruto had patted outside to the football stadium, where he was currently sitting right smack down in the middle on the benches.

"So this is where you hide.." Hekaiki sat down beside him and planted his worn backpack on the bench in front of him.

"I like coming here too.. I truly enjoy seeing the Neanderthals doing their so called training.. but if you ask me, I would call it anger management.." He smirked as one of the football players was knocked hard to the ground by another player.

Naruto sat with his coke in hand and joined Hekaiki.

"I really can't see the point in this game.." He said to the raven haired boy beside him.

Hekaiki's smirk widened.

"Me too! I mean.. they just wanna look buffed and get some ass all the time..It really doesn't qualify them to be so called 'football players'" He highlighted the last part with enough sarcasm to kill even the most hardened standup comedian.

The one tackled on the field got up, pulled his helmet of and let his dark locks fall down, letting them frame his face.

'It is.. It is that boy again..' Naruto stared.

"Dude.. See something you like?" Naruto snapped his head at Hekaiki.

"NO!" a light color crawled over his cheeks.

"Sorry I asked.. God… I don't care if you like dudes.. myself.. well I am omnisexual, as I prefer to call it", his tanned cheeks lifted as he smiled at Naruto.

Naruto's jaw just stood wide open.

'Did he just confess that he dig guys??!' his eyes went saucer like wide. 'He says this to me?'

And as if Hekaiki could read Naruto's face clearly,

"Dude chill.. It isn't like it matters that much who knows. I don't care.. just as long as you yourself are happy with the way you are, then it doesn't really matter with the rest.." Hekaiki said, rather wise, before he gurgled his red bull.

"I guess that seems reasonable enough.." Naruto replied low, turning his blue eyes back at the field.

The raven haired boy on the field stood with his back to Naruto, but as if he could feel the blue eyes digging in his back, he turned.

Naruto's eyes darted away from the obsidian ones as he had turned to look at the blonde.

"So Uzi.. going to join the football team??" Hekaiki grinned, in what was clear for anyone to be an evil grin.

"NO!" Naruto stuck out his tongue.

"okay.. just joking little man" Hekaiki muffled the blond mess on Naruto's head.

Naruto stiffened. His brain somewhat overloading.

'no one ever touches me like that..'

Looking at Hekaiki, who had leaned back on the benches, he just saw a little smile on his face.

Then the taunting joke hit him full force.

"I am not little! I happen to be 5,6!"

Hekaiki snorted a laugh, and smiled.

"dude.. I am 5,8 feet flat and every player down there on that green piece of an excuse of grass is at least 6 feet.. tall as hell… and in my book.. that makes you short.." He ruffled the hair again.

Naruto felt an odd feeling sink in him.

'warm…'

"still… I am not short.." he said in a rather monotone tone.

"kay.."

A peaceful silence fell between the two of them for a couple of moments, as they viewed the Neanderthals practice.

"anywho.. are you gonna join anything?" Hekaiki said after long moments.

Naruto sat and hold his focus on a piece of nothing.

"yea.." he said, without actually listening.

Hekaiki let out a 'hmmm?' to emphasize that he waited for Naruto to continue, but he just sat all zoned out.

Hekaiki lifted a questioning brow.

"Uzi??" he said in a normal tone, but still receiving no answer.

Hekaiki sat up, and waved a hand in front of Naruto's blue eyes.

"wha-what?" Naruto stuttered, looking at Hekaiki with his brows narrowing.

"Dude.. you totally spaced out on me.. I was asking what you are gonna join then?" Hekaiki smirked at the blond.

"Well I thought of joining the cheerleaders.. saw they had an auditon soon.." Naruto said, before drinking the last of his coke, and crumbling up the empty can.

"Cheerleaders? You serious??" Hekaiki asked, a bit distracted from the Neanderthal who were receiving an asswhooping from Asuma.

"Yea.. I mean you get in shape.. and it is actually really hard.. and since I am such a klutz it is good for me to try and get control of my body parts.. oh yea.. you also get to grab ass and boobs all the time" Naruto ran a grin across his face as he said the last words, knowing by now that Hekaiki would redirect his attention back to Naruto.

"Ass?? Boobs?? SERIOUSLY!?" Hekaiki asked, his face lighting up as a Christmas tree.

"Yep.. but since I am the only one auditioning.. that means more ass for me." And with those words Naruto got up and headed back to the school, with a stuttering Hekaiki right behind.

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So okay, he hadn't died on the first day, and he hadn't received as many icy glares as first expected thought suggested. No, he actually had a very good day. Hekaiki had followed him through the school, showing where his classes were, showing the important, or at least they thought they were important, persons in school.

Amongst those important persons was the raven haired boy from earlier "Sasuke Uchiha. Born as a prodigy, growing up as a dickward.. well can't win'em all I guess…" yes, those were Hekaiki's exact words about this person, Sasuke.

Naruto was on his way over the parking lot, heading over to an old Monte Carlo parked solemnly under a tree.

As he got in the old and rusty car, he plopped his mixed CD in, and turned up the volume, to the point where you would stop hearing the old car and its rusty parts hover and actually hear the music.

He put the car in reverse and placed his arm around the other head rest, and began pulling out of the lot.

As he slowly put it in first and headed out, he saw Sasuke talking to Hekaiki.

'I thought Hekaiki hated Sasuke.. or else I must have heard he is a fucking asshat without balls wrong..' Naruto drove out the lot and headed home without much after thought on the matter.

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He glared at the big school sign on the front facade.

'so.. second day.. this is gonna be intriguing..' he quirked a smile, and walked in.

His messenger bag dangling loosely over his shoulder, leaning against his narrow hip as he walked down to his locker '.. 69.. how ironic somehow..'

Hekaiki was leaning against his own locker coolly, arms crossed, eyes closed and plastered smile on his tanned face.

" 'morning…" he said, opening his dark eyes.

He had his hair pulled up in a ponytail and had a tight black t-shirt on with leather pants and untied army boots.

'leather pants??? WTF?'

"don't you sweat in those things?" Naruto asked, pointing up and down with his index finger at the leather pants, lifting a blonde brow the meanwhile.

"not really.. they kinda feels nice.. 'specially when u go commando.." hekaiki turned to Naruto with a mischievous grin.

Naruto tilted his head, eyes widening.

"I just don't wanna know stuff like that…" He opened his locker, stuffed his bag in and pulled his biology book out.

A short silence fell between them.

"I saw u talk to Sasuke yesterday.. thought you didn't like him.."

Hekaiki sighed.

"he is an ass.. he was just curious about you.. since you kinda stared at him and bumped into him 'n' stuff.." Hekaiki closed his eyes and narrowed his brows, placing each index finger on his temples.

"prick.." he mumbled low, rubbing his temples.

Naruto patted Hekaiki on the back.

"now now.. I couldn't help myself.. eye candy is there to be eaten.." Naruto smirked. 'why do I say stuff like this.. '

Hekaiki glared at him with a boring glaze.

"I guess that is right.." he stuffed his hands down his pockets, and began walking to class.

"I gotta go.. have science.. I am so gonna die.." Naruto waved at the glooming Hekaiki as he trotted off to have science and Naruto to have biology.

As Naruto walked happy down the hall, feeling Hekaiki's low mood having a weird effect on himself, because he felt perky and as if nothing could go wrong. Little did he know.

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Head placed solid on the palm of his hand, the other hand tapping his pencil on his notepad, he sat glaring out the window, trying to ignore Raidou talking about mans evolution through time.

'20 minutes again.. juuuuuust 20 minutes.. just gotta survive 20 minutes…'

Naruto turned his eyes to the blackboard, seeing how Raidou with big arm movements showed how Homo Erectus used his brain to evolve.

'homo erectus.. why is that word still funny every time I hear it..' Naruto giggled, yes giggled, as he thought of the word and its many associations.

His eyes left the blackboard and wandered through the class, seeing the other students. His eyes stopped at a certain someone sitting two tables away from him.

The raven haired boy who had caught the blonds attentive eyes, sat with his hands folded under his chin, glaring stiffly at the blackboard almost succeeding in lighting it on fire with the glare.

'does he have something stuck up in his ass.. or is he just this gloomy all the time.. and what is up with him being curious about me..'

Naruto narrowed his brows, turning his eyes back to the window and the very unsatisfying view he had.

'maybe Hekaiki is right.. maybe he is a dickward??..'

Before knowing of the time, the bell rang.

".. and for next time please read up on Homo Habilis, it is chapter 21 in your books.. and yes.. I will hear you in it.."

A common sigh of annoyance left the students as they walked out the class.

Naruto was last to leave, not bothering to hurry, since his next class was with Genma, the infamous teacher who on daily basis tended to blow one or another thing up. Earning the school fairly many expenses on science stuff.

Naruto walked out the class, stuffing his hands into his pockets. As he turned the corner down to his locker he saw the three star players; Kiba, Neji and Sasuke, even though he had to guess that it was Sasuke, since you actually couldn't see him from all his fangirls, one could only tell it was him because of his spiky, black…

'..chicken bum hair..?' Naruto lifted a brow in amusement. He was rather satisfied with being the unknown, loud and obnoxious blond on the last row. Yep, he was perfectly happy with just being that guy, and not the chickenbum-fangirl-magnet guy.

As he walked past the group, and down to his locker, he could sense the dark orbs observe him in silence. And a little devilish fox within Naruto was rather happy with the oogeling.

'.. chicken bum dickward is apparently VERY curious..' Hemused, as he reached his locker, where the ever waiting Hekaiki was standing.

He was fairly dirty, and he smelled burned?

"Don't even ask.." He lifted his hand to stop Naruto half way.

"I wasn't going to.." Naruto said in a childish voice, opening his locker.

"You are going to go through the same shit.. so just.. don't ask.. I did.. and trust me, you are better off not knowing.." Hekaiki tried to dust of the ash from his t-shirt, tried being the keyword.

Naruto quirked a smile, somehow Hekaiki's misery was his happiness. Evil but true.

"well , we all are not as clumsy as you, you know…"

'uhh.. what a great comeback!' Naruto said pleased inside his little blonde brain.

Hekaiki opened his mouth to retaliate on the comment, but was soon put to a hold.

"well well.. and this comes from the one walking into others…" Naruto turned his head, and found Sasuke standing behind him, glaring at him with those deep tunnel eyes.

Naruto didn't know what to say, he had no idea of why Sasuke was there, he didn't even know him. That well, anyway.

"uhm.. c-can I help you?" Naruto finally managed to say, giving Sasuke an unsure look.

Hekaiki tapped his foot against the floor impatient.

"This is rather unlike you Uchiha, interrupting other people's conversations.. " Hekaiki gave Sasuke a freezing glare, though with no effect, at all.

"none of your business Yamana.." Sasuke didn't take his eyes away from Naruto's sky blue ones.

"I think it is..come on Uzi.." He took hold of Naruto, and dragged the blonde down the hall, though Naruto didn't lose the eye contact with Sasuke before they turned a corner.

"God. He is so persistent that he is more annoying than a hangover two days after a party.." Hekaiki let go of Naruto's wrist and began walking slow beside Naruto.

Naruto just held an emotionless gaze as he walked outside with Hekaiki.

"Naruto.. do you like.. like dick-.. I mean Sasuke?" Hekaiki finally asked as they sat on a school bench in the courtyard.

Naruto turned his head, showing a light hint of pink on his cheeks.

"Maybe.. but I don't know him.. so it shouldn't really be possible.." He said, turning his face down, looking down at the grass, as if it held all the answers to the buzzing questions in his head.

"well.. I guess you're right.. but sometime you can't really choose who or how or even when you want to fall in love.."

"I am not in love!" and right there, Hekaiki hit the soft spot on Naruto Uzumaki's pride. Because Naruto Uzumaki certainly decided for himself who he wanted to love or not, and not something as flat as faith or destiny, or hell the cosmic balance, should determine something as important as that.

"sheesh.. okay.. what do I care.." Hekaiki ran a hand over his now loose dark hair, letting the ash fly out in the air.

Naruto held a gaze a Hekaiki. There were something.. something attractive about him.. but not in the same way as Sasuke. It was confusing.

"So.. When is the cheerleading thing?" He asked, making Naruto dart his eyes.

"uhm.. tomorrow at three." He said, letting his small blush grow a little.

"Okay then, then I will see you tomorrow after that. Deal?" Hekaiki smirked.

"Deal!" blush forgotten, Naruto winked at him and made the thumb up sign.

"kay then it's a date.. now.. I have geometry.. so, see you then." He clapped Naruto on the shoulder and left for class, letting the last of the ash leave his hair as it flickered in the wind.

Naruto sank his head down in his hands.

'god.. why do I have to find out I am gay two days before I start here..' he pulled lightly at the blond locks, before releasing them with a sigh.

"goddamit.."

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People weren't exaggerating when they said Genma was like a mad man with a nuclear bomb. He blew some random thing up four times during class, making every student smell burned, or look burned. It was a common understanding amongst students in his class, to have bring spare clothes to school, just for his lesson alone.

Naruto walked out of class coughing and gasping for air.

"That asshat.." he panted in between his coughs, making his blue eyes turn red.

He leaned against a locker, closing his eyes shortly, trying to regain air and composure.

'either he is brilliant or he is insanely stupid.. leans to option two..' he thought in his head, closing his eyes harder shut, before opening them.

"Oi UZIIIIIII!" He turned and saw Hekaiki waving.

He walked down to him and they left to eat lunch at the stadium again.

"I totally told you! He is a complete moron.. wonder how he ever became a science teacher.." Hekaiki munched his bento and drank his red bull in between his comments on the Neanderthals.

"Seems like they are trying a new technique.." He commented, pointing with his chopsticks at the line up.

Naruto glared.

"didn't you hate football!?" he inquired, very confused.

"I do.. but I have been playing myself, so I guess I can't help thinking in techniques.. the evil curse that follows you forever and ever.." he took in some more sushi and rice.

"..and ever.." he swallowed.

"well point being… the big Neanderthal there.. Kiba… he normally plays fullback, but he is placed as a wide receiver now.. they probably think he is gonna kill someone in the progress.. I swear.. he has a bad temper..so it is possible."

Naruto glared at the boy with the red markings. It was almost as if he was a wild animal, waiting to tear up some random unknowing person. He gave Naruto cold chills down his spine.

"buuuuursphf!"

Naruto was brought out of his thoughts and cocked a brow at Hekaiki, before snorting a laugh.

"Oh so s'ry dude.. I mean.. we are among men are we not?" Hekaiki closed his bento and put it back in his back pack.

Naruto gasped in some air.

"Buuurruuuuuppsfh!" He grinned at Hekaiki, who sat stunned.

"DUDE! You are so gross.." Hekaiki hit Naruto on the shoulder, and a fat smile grew on Naruto's face, and they both broke out laughing.

Still laughing they packed up their things, and began walking down the stairs to the ground -level. Naruto was talking about Genma's lesson, but Hekaiki was too caught up by a pair of black orbs observing them from across the field.

He placed an arm around Naruto's shoulder, which made Naruto look up at him, where a gentle smile was plastered. Naruto soon began talking again, not noticing the glare Hekaiki was getting from the raven haired boy.

They reached the school where they stopped, and Hekaiki released his grip around Naruto's shoulder.

"So I have an idea.. if you get in tomorrow.. at your cheer thingy, then I will treat you to what ever you like.. how that sound?"

If it was even possible, he would swear Naruto was going in to chibi mode, having big sparkles in his eyes.

"DEAL!" Naruto made his trade mark fox grin, and trailed off to have the last class of the day.

Hekaiki sighed.

'God.. '

He trailed off in the other direction, letting a small smile form on his face.

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