Easy Bake Oven, is it just a toy??
By,
Britt Ichijouji


A/N: !!!READ THIS BEFORE U READ MY FIC!!!:

This is supposed to be stupied. It's humor.
This is about Duo and what happens when he gets his hands on
an easy bake oven. This is not a Duo hate fic. Get a sence of humor.
Now anyways, my spell check is down so you will find lotsa misspellings!!
Yea!! Now I will began the story........

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It was a dark & stormy night......

Duo was at the safe house with all of the other people.
Qatra & the Wu-man are watching MTV while Heero is cleaning his gun.
Trowa was in the back of the house chilling.

Duo: I'm bored & I want candy!!
Qatra: Come watch TV with us.
Wu: Yeah or do something quiet.

Duo puts his hands on his hips and pouts.

Duo: Heero! I'm bored & I want candy!!
Heero: Go check the mail.
Duo: We get mail??
Heero: Go find out.

Duo runs out of the house while Heero is laughing at him.
Heero knows that they do not get any mail at the safe house. (A/N: in my story anyways!)

Outside Duo finds a mailbox. It was a grey color & looked really old.

Duo: Wow! A mailbox!!

He opens it and finds a rather large brown package.

He runs back in the house, package in hand.
He slams the box on the table, it makes a loud noise causeing everyone to come
& see what Duo got. Duo opens the box like a crazy person whould.

What was in the box is now out of the box and on the table, everyone is looking at it.

Wu: Oh so Duo gets something in the mail but I don't!
THIS IS INJUSTICE!!!!
Qatra: Chill out, he got a childs toy.
Duo: I did?
Trowa: ............
Qatra: Yep, look at it. It's a toy. An easy bake oven...whatever that is....
Duo: It is not a toy!!
Heero: *laughs*
Duo: Whats so funny?!

Everyone is laughing but Duo. Trowa, Heero, Wu, & Qatra all leave the table, laughing

Duo: Just you wait! You will all pay!! Hear me!! You will all pay!!!!
Duo shakes his hands in the air like a crazy person whould.

----------The next day------------------------

CRUNCH CRUNCH

Heero: What is that loud noise and has anyone seen Duo??

CRUNCH CRUNCH

Trowa: ................
Wu: Sounds like...eating...?
Qatra: Where is Duo anyways?

CRUNCH CRUNCH

They all go up to Duo's room. They find Duo on the floor in what looks like a sea of
junk food, candy, cookies, etc.

CRUNCH CRUNCH

Trowa, Qatra, Heero & Wu are all hungery. They reach out for something to eat.
But Duo who has an extra long pixy stick, hits them in the head with it.

Duo: Get back!! Get your own candy!! Ha ha ha. A childs toy indeed!
I told you that I'd make you pay! Ha ha ha ha ha ha-------!!!

Duo fell off of his bed and into the sea of junk food.

HE WAS NEVER FOUND.

And sence that day no one has gone near an easy bake oven.
The easy bake oven was soon outlawed due to this horrible tradgity.





THE END..?
















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A/N: Yes I know it was short but I gots a bad case of writters block!
Thanx 4 reading and No flames please! :-)