Summary- God Of War 2 time, Kratos has just walked along that big chain to the Steeds of Time and is about to do battle with Theseus.
A/N- My sister, Lunamaru, had this idea the first time we played God of War 2. She really thought that Theseus was going to do this, and so yeah, blame her for this meaningless drabble of doom. Short, sweet, and does not really have any points. This story is also dedicated to her. Schaweet.
Disclaimer-I don't own Kratos or anything that has to do with GOW. Pity.
Touch Me and Die
Kratos slid down the rope and walked around to the big open space. He saw a guy by a doorway and walked over.
"Kratos, you are the last person I expected to seek out the Sisters of Fate." The guy said, turning around and straitening up from his work on the door.
"Theseus, you are last person I expected to be working for Zeus." Kratos retorted.
It was at this point that Kratos stopped listening to Theseus, because he really didn't see the point. He would beat the crap out of him and take the Horsekeeper Key, then be on his way. Kratos' gaze drifted up to the sky, where an alarming number of giant birds were circling lazily on the breeze. They reminded Kratos of Pegasus. One of his eyebrows raised. What the hell had happened to that flying horse, anyway?
Theseus was still blabbing on about something or other, and now he was slowly walking around Kratos.
Kratos hadn't been paying attention when he and Pegasus had landed on this island. Had Pegasus died? Damn, if only that stupid horse was still around, then I wouldn't have to be going through all of this crap...Kratos thought, crossing his arms across his chest. Maybe I should go find him. But then again, I'm already all the way out here, on these giant horses, might as well keep going. Oh yeah, wasn't Theseus around here somewhere?
Suddenly, Kratos' eyes went wide. Did that just happen? Did Theseus seriously just do that? Kratos whirled around to face Theseus.
"Did you just slap my ass?! DID YOU JUST SLAP MY ASS?!" Kratos roared, whipping out his blades and adopting a battle stance. Theseus was slightly taken aback by the outburst, but didn't say anything. For a long moment, they just stared at each other, then Theseus said, "What would you do if I said yes?"
Kratos' eyes narrowed and his lips curled up into a snarl. "I would stick a blade in your stomach and then rip it out along with your intestines, then as you slowly die, I will stab you repeatedly in the neck, then rip out your eyes with my fingers and choke you with them-"
"Alright! I get the idea." Theseus yelled. They stared at each other for another moment, Kratos' anger very much apparent.
"You don't have to kill me, you know. I can help you-" Kratos' blade was against his neck before he could finish.
"Why did you do it?!" Kratos was slowly pushing down on Theseus' neck, and blood was now trickling down and spattering on the ground.
"Well, you have a nice ass." The last thing that Theseus remembered was the puzzled look on Kratos' face before the blades sliced cleanly through his neck.
A/N Yeah, first GOW fic, please review.