I don't own pokemon...................?
MAD MILTANK DISEASE!!!!
I don't know if you would think that this is scary, but tell me what you think at the end, please!!
It was a dark and shadowy night on a peaceful Miltank farm in Johto. There were close to 300 Miltanks at the farm. Currently, they were all sleeping peacefully and having wonderful dreams of all the delicious, ripe berries that they would eat tomorrow. Unfortunately, a horrible disease was rapidly spreading across the pokemon world. This disease would soon become known as "Mad Miltank Disease". The epidemic would strike all stupid pokemon, especially the Miltanks
All of a sudden, the passive and calm creatures were all turned into evil zombie monster-things with one mission: strip the pokemon world of all the delicious berries.
Meanwhile, Ash and his stupid friends were walking down a deserted path to the next city. As usual, they were lost. After a while, the 3 civilians came across a fork in the path. One path lead to a beautiful, sunny field with happy, little pokemon frolicking amongst the grasses. The other path lead to a dark, and damp swamp with virtually no life and beady, red, glowing eyes in the shadows. Ash chooses the path into the swamp(no surprise). The 3 children huddle together when they reach the middle of the evil swamp of death. Brock trips on a human skull. His body quivers in fear.
MMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORROOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWOOOOOR!
an bloodcurdling scream fills the damp air. Ash screams like a schoolgirl. A huge group of zombie Miltanks come out of the shadows. Blood is dripping from their fat, ugly lips. Brock makes a small noise and then drops over, dead from fright. Misty stares at the disgusting and very smelly Miltanks. Ash doesn't know what to do. He hoarsely whispers to pikachu to use thunderbolt. But, little does he know, that pikachu has been grabbed by the Miltanks. Pikachu is searched for if it has any berries, and when the Miltanks discover that it has none, they tear apart pikachu piece by piece in a giant insane party-type thing. After the maddened creatures, are done with pikachu, they concentrate on Ash and Misty. MMmoooowwwrr, one of the Miltanks growl with a darkness in its voice. The other cows glare with a thirst for blood, flesh, and many berries. ash and Misty try to run, but the Miltanks catch up to them and grab them. Ash and Misty are pulled into the middle of the huge pile of Miltanks. One of the drooling creatures comes up to Ash and says " here, you forgot your Pokedex." The Miltanks smile at Ash and Misty and start to sing and dance in a jolly way. Ash and Misty, die anyway, from the extremely scary, and even torturous sight of a Miltank herd dancing in thongs.
The end?
Wasn't that scary?!?! The scariest part is picturing a big-ass Miltank in a puny thong... ugh. That just gives me shudders! PLEASE REVIEW OR I WILL HAUNT YOU IN YOUR DREAMS FOR ALL ETERNITY...or at least until you review my fic.