Naruto has more than one side. There is, in an abnormal way, more than one of him. There is the good one, the bad one, the gay one, the straight one, the cool one, the loser one, and they all add up to Naruto. There are only two sides of everyone else, but today we will only hear from the many sides of Naruto.
SITUATION: SAKURA-CHAN IS SITTING BY THE BRIDGE. SHE SEEMS VERY SAD
SIDE ONE: THE GOOD ONE
"Hey Sakura-chan. Do you mind if I sit by you?" He said with a small smile.
"Yes." She snapped.
"Is something wrong?"
"No!"
"You sure?"
"Yes! Now go away!"
"Does this have something to do with Sasuke?"
+Listens while Sakura-chan pours her heart out while sobbing in his lap+ -Wear your perverse smile-
SIDE TWO: THE BAD ONE
-Pushes Sakura-chan into lake and runs off to pull some more pranks-
SITUATION: SASUKE IS TRAINING BY HIMSELF. YOU SEE SOME FAN GIRLS WATCHING HIM
SIDE ONE: THE STRAIGHT ONE
"Stupid Sasuke… what's so great about him? Those girls wouldn't like him so much if something happened to him…" +Evil smirk+
"Maybe something highly flammable…" +Rubs hands mischievously+
=Plots a way to put Sasuke on fire=
SIDE TWO: THE GAY ONE
"Oh my god… Sasuke-kun is so hot today… Those stupid girls think they have a chance but, heh, I kissed him first."
"Ooh, he looks a little sweaty… maybe some water could rehydrate him." +Smirks and plots a way to dump water on Sasuke+
SITUATION: YOU ARE BACK AT THE ACADEMY. YOU SEE SOME GIRLS STARING AT YOU! WHEN YOU TURN AROUND THEY GIGGLE! NO YOU DID NOT TURN INTO SASUKE
SIDE ONE: THE COOL ONE
"Morning ladies." +Chill out in your chair+ -Completely unaware of the fact that they're only staring at you because of the "fag" sign someone put on your back-
SIDE TWO: THE LOSER ONE
+Go up to Sasuke+ "Hey the girls love me today. What happened to you?"
"Nothing retard," Sasuke says, "They're just staring at that piece of paper on your back."
-Pull note off back- "Fag? Who wrote this? I demand an answer!" -Storm up the aisle- =Trip and face plant onto the floor=
A/N: I don't own Naruto! So stupid isn't it?