The Cullen Cats
Chappie 1: Plans
A/N: ok this is my 1st story so plz be nice! Anyways, the Cullens r all cats that have many weird adventures. Everyone in Forks is a cat so ya….Its really funny I promise!
Disclaimer: I own nada. Alice: What's nada? Me: It's Spanish 4 zero u moron. Alice: Oh, I thought it meant pizza…. Me: Freaking weirdo. Alice: Ur mean!
Esme: Ok kittens, Carlisle and I are going to the movies. We won't be back till 1 a.m.
Carlisle: It's gonna get FUNKY!!!!!!! Word!
Alice: Well good luck with that!
Edward: Bye mommy.
Emmett: *snickers* Stupid mama's boy.
Carlisle: Lata my peeps! Fasizzle!
Rosalie: Its foshizzle.
Carlisle: Ugh whatever!
Alice: Party time!
Bella: Oh no!
Edward: Oh my!
Emmett: Woot woot!!!
Rosalie: What is this, a play?
Jasper: *sighs* I'll pass.
Alice: Oh no you don't! We're all in this together!
Jasper: Stupid pixie! Why did I marry you in the 1st place?
Alice: Cus you love me!
Bella: Point!
Edward: *spaced out* Huh? What happened? Where's the fire?! OMG!!! FIRE!! Bella, I'll save you! *grabs Bella and jumps out window*
Rosalie: That was random.
Emmett: And I thought I was the crazy one…
Alice: Let's just start by inviting people. *cough* I mean cats.
Jasper: *sigh* Whatever.
A/N So? Whadaya think? Hope you liked it. My friend and I just thought," What if the Cullens were cats?" And so I came up with this. There are going to be 9 chapters in all. Tell me if I should keep writing. No bad reviews please!
Sasha (Jasper4ever)