"Look" said Jack thoughtfully "A peanut. How strange"
"I like peanuts Captain!" hinted Jack, his mouth watering at the thought of food.
"I found it" Said Jack stubbornly "It should be mine"
"Eat it then!"
"I'm thinking"
"What about"
"How to eat it"
"Why don't I show you?"
"Oka- wait, I'm not falling for that, I'm not that stupid you know"
Jack crossed his arms "Just eat it"
"I want to savour it"
"It's just a peanut!"
"Then why do you want it so much!?"
"My peanut."
"You're so childish"
"I think the word is 'immature'
"It can be either"
"I prefer immature"
"So you admit that you are being immature"
"No, I just prefer the word."
"I want the peanut"
"Mine"
"Then eat it!"
"I told you already! I want to savour it!"
"If Lizzie were here, I bet that you'd give her the peanut"
"That's because she's a lady, it would be polite."
"And when have you ever been polite?" scoffed Jack
"I'm always polite!" said Jack, insulted.
"Name one time"
"Ummmm..."
"Exactly"
"I was polite to Davy Jones!"
"Not out of choice, he would have killed you."
"I was still polite."
"Fine. Anyway, you wouldn't give it to Lizzie just out of 'politeness' would you?"
"I would!"
"You would not. Admit it, you-"
"Be quiet"
"Don't order me around!"
"Watch me."
"Gimme the peanut!" said Jack, walking over and sitting down in front of it.
bang
"My peanut" said Jack smugly.