How I Met Your Mother: Robins birthday – Draft
Hey kids, this is the story of how we found out your aunt Robins real name. It was the year 2011, and it was aunt Robins birthday. We had organised a surprise birthday party at your uncle Marshall and I's flat. But what your aunt Robin didn't know was that we had invited her parents.
''Hey Barney, I was thinking of a really awesome streamer theme for Robins party tonight'' Ted said while holding up two different coloured tissue streamers in the isle of Party Land.
''Streamer theme! The only streaming I'm doing is late night after hours'' mocked Barney raising his hand for a high five
Ted ignoring Barney's comment, still holding up the tissue paper, ''But really Barney, pink or yellow? I was thinking pink but...''
''Whoa whoa whoa! Dude your starting to sound like a stressed brides maid, speaking of girls in hot dresses check out those hotties, 6 o'clock, id make them my maids" Barney said directing Teds attention to two girls in the cards section of the store.
"Yeah, they're nice" said Ted, barely looking at the two girls standing there, "but seriously Barney, pink or yellow"
"Why do you care so much anyway?" Barney said questioning Ted's intentions
"What do you mean" answered Ted drawing his attention towards more streamers.
"Wait a minute, you just wait a godamn minute Ted Moseby. You still have feelings for Ro... wait for it"
"I know your gonna say 'bin' Barney" said Ted waiting for the inevitable phrase
"Bin. Robin" Barney said, finally concluding his sentence.
"What, no way", said Ted, his voice breaking under pressure and smirking brightly," Im not in love with Robin"
"Love? Who said anything about 'Love'" Barney sniggered leaving the isle and heading to the checkout
"Love? I never said love" Ted said, approaching the counter
"Yes you did"
"No I didn't"
"Sure you didn't" winked Barney as they left the store heading back to the apartment.
Marshall and Lily were in the kitchen preparing some cupcakes as Barney and Ted walked through the door, Barney singing at the top of his voice
"First comes love, them come marriage, then comes a baby in a golden garage"
"Did you just say golden garage" said Marshall poking his head out from the kitchen door "dont you mean 'baby carriage'?"
"Baby carriage? Why would I mean baby carriage, golden garage is so much more awesome. Come on Marshall get your head out of your ass" said Barney rolling his eyes
"Marriage, whos getting married?" Lily said coming into the living room
"Ted! emotionally married to Robin". Barney burst out
"Really, not again Ted. When are you gonna get over this, Robins happy now" Lily said exasperated
"Come on Lily, Robin called the other day crying whilst sitting on the toilet" Marshall interrupted
"Gross, Robin crying on the toilet. Now that's a sight for sore eyes" Barney replied in a disgust
''Anyway its nearly 7pm and we haven't even started on the decorations, OK guys I'm going to assign each of you jobs, now Lily and Marshall your on cakes. Barney you handle the music and I will sort out the decorations and the punch'' said Ted
''but what?'' argued Barney '' No'' replied Ted ''you know what happened last time I left you in charge of the punch''