"Well, this must be the place." Larry Laffer remarked as he approached the infamous Smash Mansion that was home to the Super Smash Bros and its tournaments, going right up to the enormous door and knocking on it a couple of times as he chuckled nervously. 'I hope there's a lot of attractive women inside..."

What Larry didn't expect was that his experience was going to be more different then it seems. Upon taking his first step in, Larry watched as several of the Smashers were all attacking each other, with Lady Palutena farting her brassy butt blasts on the giant red couch in her tight white jeans as Crazy Hand was zapping lasers everywhere. Larry blinked as he squinted his eyes.

"...On second thought, I think I'll try my chance with the Playstation or Xbox crew..." Larry remarked as he attempted to turn around, only for Master Hand to grab him from behind, scaring the short, balding, 40 year old human male.

"Oh no, we heard a lot about you, Larry." Master Hand stated as he placed Larry down on the bottom of the staircase, moving his fingertips about. "We've seen all the sorts of... wild action you've been doing with the girls, and we want to see if you can put it to the test."

"I... ah, well..." Larry stated as he watched Popo and Nana skip by, having his eyes on the two Ice Climbers. "Who are those adorable twin girls?"

"...they're the Ice Climbers." Master Hand cleared his throat... somehow, curling himself up into a ball. "And the one in the blue parka is a boy..."

Larry felt disappointed as he frowned. "D'oh! Well, so much for that plan. Do you have any place where I could stay?"

Master Hand murmured as he began pacing around on two of his fingers, thinking. "Well, I could put you in one of the old wooden cabins... but I can't guarantee that it will be safe..."

Larry laughed as he waved his hands around. "Come on, you giant glove of masturbation. What could go wrong?"

Larry should have learned to word his sentences better, as it began storming horrendously outside, the rain pouring harshly as lightning illuminated the dark stormy sky various times, with thunder booming. Larry could feel some of the rain drops drip from the wooden ceiling, causing him to whimper as he knew that this wouldn't be exactly as he had hoped his extended visit to the Super Smash Brothers would be.

"Hey, why did you let this guy come here?" Dry Bowser asked Arceus as they stood in the rain, basically watching Larry enter the mansion.

"Because like all things in life, it's fun!" Arceus responded with a chuckle, prompting Dry Bowser to sigh and shake his skull in response.

"Oh yes!" Palutena exclaimed as she kept on farting her stinky gusts of flatulence, with Larry getting a strong whiff as he fell right on his back, stunned from the smelly farts of the Goddess of Light.

Arceus turned to Dry Bowser and winked, the skeletal reptile rolling his eyes as the two left the Smash Mansion in the dousing rain, with things going to become worse for poor Larry...