I don't own Naruto.
"Ne, Kyuu?"
"Yes Kit?"
"Why is your fur orange?"
"I have no idea."
"I think it would be more terror inducing if it were Black or Crimson or something. Orange just makes it seem like...Me."
"Oh, Kami, NO! I can't seem like you! You're too nice and shit for me, a demon to be like. But I can't just up and change my fur color."
"Sure you could. It'd cost a lot, but wouldn't hair dye work? If not, we...You could always go kill a small village when you're free and roll around in their collective blood."
"Kit, I'm a being made purely of chakra, i burn any substance not chakra."
"Apparently not well, what's this I hear of humans surviving in your stomach for a week? And how about how we still have trees, BIG trees, and no random clearing of DOOM!"
"Doom, really? That's the best you could come up with? A Random Clearing of DOOM? Where have I gone wrong with you?"
"Who knows, All I'm saying is that you don't burn everything you touch, and you do actually have fur, soft fur really, so maybe you could dye it."
"If it'll get you to shut up, I'll try it after you're dead."
"Awww, really? You'd do that for me? SCHWEET! Make sure I see if it works, 'kay? I think I'm going to wake up now, have a nice nap."
"G'night/morning-whatever, Kit."