I'm a Vampire.
This is the story I came up with while watching Sid the Vampire Slayer one of my fav HA episodes.
I looked out the window wondering how I could survive this day. Ever since my visit to Stinky's I became.. well different. I changed you could say. A little. Well actually a lot.
I'm a vampire.
Yes, I've been a vampire ever since that visit. Let me tell you what happened that day.
I walked into Stinky's house not worried in the least walking in gladly.
"Howdy Arnold what brings you by at such an unreasonable hour." Stinky asked.
"Well Stinky it's not just me coming by, Sid's here too."
"Well where the heck is he?"
"He's climbing up the side of your house."
"Why? Doesn't he know how to use a door?"
"I'm beginning to wonder. Anyway Sid's coming here to eliminate you."
'He knows my secret but how can I get rid of him if Arnold is here. Maybe I'm just ahead of myself in things he never mentioned that-' Stinky thought.
"He thinks that you're a vampire." Arnold informed
That confirmed all of Stinky's suspicions. Sid was the superstitious sort so he might happen to have some garlic, crosses, or holy water around. He couldn't take him by himself and his father and mother were roaming for blood tonight and he had no idea where they had gone. His only choice was to use Arnold. Yes, Arnold wouldn't believe he was a vampire he was too dense. But he'd be an easy target he just had to wait for the right moment.
"This sure is a nice house Stinky. I really like the taxidermy animal heads they look pretty cool."
That was it now was the time. He had his mind off guard it was time to surprise him. He didn't want to hurt his good friend but he knew that once you became a vampire pain would be a thing of the past.
"Arnold Arnold Arnold they aren't taxidermy."
"Their not?"
"Of course not" he began mysteriously "They've just been sucked of their life."
"You're kidding right Stinky?"
"It's no joke Arnold." "You see that there empty spot on the wall. It's waiting...waiting for you to take it's place as empty and replace it."
Arnold began backing away in fear of what Stinky was saying. This couldn't be true I mean Stinky was his friend. He stopped his backing away and began laughing. Stinky kept coming closer though.
"This is hilarious Stinky it must have taken you forever to practice this. There aren't any flaws at all. You should be an act-"
But before he could finish he felt a sharp pain at his neck a bite. He felt teeth pierce his skin and he tried to cry out in pain but no sound would come.
Stinky stepped back and Arnold grabbed his neck. Crying loudly but soundlessly. He felt the blood all rush to his head and began to get a spinning headache. He collapsed to his knees and began to hear a voice in his mind. A voice with a slight Southern drawl.
'Arnuuuuld Arnuuuld cooome cooome becoome becooome BECOME ONE OF US!'
When the voice yelled out the pain seemed to intensify and his head began to spin worse. Arnold violently shook his head no trying to resist the calling. It was as if he was trying to be lured into a deep sleep but was fighting it violently.
'No I won't leave me alone go away.'
Arnold couldn't fight the spinning feeling anymore he was only human.
~*~Meanwhile~*~
Sid walked up the steps. He saw Stinky in his hideous vampire state. He wasn't very brave, normally in this kind of situation if anyone else was around all he'd show was bravado. But he was the only one able to do this. He had to defeat him even if Stinky was his best friend at least he had Sidney.
He charged at Stinky letting his bravado drop and finally deciding that he had no choice but to eliminate him.
Arnold opened his eyes afraid of what he'd see he was inside a dense forest. He saw a sign that said Arnold's Mind Home of the Densest Brain in the Universe. Arnold walked through the forest and came to a clearing where he saw Stinky cape and all standing there. He angrily walked up to him and grabbed him by the collar.
"What did you do to me?" Arnold asked.
"You're a vampire now Arnold your one of us."
"No I can't be this can't be true I'm not a vampire I just can't be. Vampire's are evil and they suck people's blood mercilessly."
Stinky stepped forward angrily and Arnold stepped back a little afraid of what Stinky might do.
"You don't know Arnold you don't know the truth about us vampires. We were civilized before you were. Let me tell you the real story behind us vampires. The humans weren't always our main source of blood. It used to be animals. We would be just like humans. We would tend to the animals but we unlike humans don't kill. We sucked their blood just enough so that we had our strength back and let the animals live. Then one day my millionth great grandfather went to the beach. He found a baby in a boat.
Apparently the baby had come from far away but it wasn't a vampire. A vampire can last years with a small amount of blood in his or her system and live without changing their appearance. But this baby was very skinny and sick. Its lips were dry and it looked like it was about to die. My grandfather saved it. He did the only thing he knew to do. He normally didn't kill animals but a huge amount of blood was what this baby needed. He poured full-grown cows blood into a bowl and tried to give it to the baby but the baby refused. He then tried an alternative. He cooked a small bit of meat from the cow and cooked it thoroughly. He realized the baby had no sharp large teeth so he crushed the meat into mush then fed it to the baby. He did this everyday until the baby became normal size again.
The baby grew into a young man and my grandfather began to become very old. He was at the old age of 10 billion. Vampires are said to live forever but only because humans never live long enough to see them die. My Grandfather died just 3 billion years later at the ripe old age of 13 billion and 12 million years old.
More humans were found. The vampire's and humans looked the same. They had been living in the same area and just never noticed. They decided to live in harmony together and to get along. A young vampire woman fell in love with the human man and they married. Then the humans and the vampires began to interbreed. Few vampires married vampires and vice versa with humans. Then the hybrids came. The cycle continued until there were only 4 people left who were full-blooded.
One vampire girl and one human girl. One Vampire boy and one human boy. The vampires married and the humans married. There was a disagreement between them over the hybrids. They argued that the hybrids were more human or more vampire. Then it happened. The young pureblooded vampire's young teenage boy snuck out. The humans had a young teenage girl who had just been born at the time of his birth. The vampire teen snuck into the girl's room. The girl sat up in bed to meet the face of her enemy.
He was excited to see a full-blooded human but didn't understand the difference between him and her. They talked and talked and the next thing the boy knew they were outside standing on her balcony.
He began to kiss her neck. Then he couldn't control himself. He bit it. He could taste the blood it was better than anything he'd ever tasted. Why was he wasting his time with animals when they could suck humans instead? She began to fall limp and he stopped before she was entirely drained. He took her from her room and to his house sitting her on the guest room bed. This is how the human bloodsucking began.
When the humans discovered their daughter gone they blamed the vampire. When the boy was discovered with the girl he was accused of killing her. The hybrids that were mainly human joined on the human's side and the same with vampires. The humans moved to the other side of the land they lived on and built a huge wall. The young girl regained her strength and forgave the boy and they married. The humans led by the young teenage girl who was now a woman had been waiting. One day when her husband was off getting blood from a cow she led the human hybrids and rebelled against the vampires finding their weaknesses of garlic, holy water, and sunlight and fleeing to the wall.
They told the humans who with this knowledge tried to seek out and kill the vampires. Any humans that were captured got their blood drained partially so that the vampires could come back for more. The vampires then began to grow stronger and seek out humans instead of being seeked themselves. This is why you hate us Arnold. The humans started the brawl not us. We were their victims for too long but now that's changed they are our victims and we hunt them."
Arnold didn't know what to say to this long story but he knew he didn't want to be a vampire.
"But I just want to lead a norma-"
"You can we vampires are able to survive in the day and we have reflections now no one will know who you are except your victims." Stinky said evilly
Arnold thought about it for a minute.
"But what about the bloodsucking I don't want to do that."
Stinky's eyes narrowed in disgust. He didn't believe this guy he had the chance of a lifetime and he didn't want to take it. 'Maybe if I tell him more he'll understand.' Stinky thought
"Arnold you are a vampire already feel your top two teeth."
Arnold felt them and then felt them again. They were sharp and curved to a point. They seemed to hold power in them. The power to change one's life from being a human to a vampire.
"Arnold you have no choice you are a vampire already the effects have taken place."
"Well I don't care if I'm a vampire by blood I won't steal anyone else's."
"Arnold Arnold Arnold you don't have a choice your blood supply is connected to mine. When my blood varies I send you out for more. I control you now. But we can still be friends and I won't control you if you agree to join our worthy cause."
"What's that?"
"Why nothing special just that we vamps are gonna take your place as the dominant species!!!!"
Arnold began to speak but Stinky interrupted.
"You have no choice in the matter I'll call you when I need you."
Then Arnold was awake and Sid was speaking.
"Aha I have reached the dark one's lair."
Stinky simply concentrated with his eyes open and made Arnold explain and leave with Sid. He went upstairs.
"Aw hey there feller you won't believe the crazy night I had some fellas came over here and actually accused me of being a vampire can't imagine where they'd get that ideaer." Stinky then laughed menacingly his vampire teeth flashing in sync with the lightening bolt that illuminated over his room.
So what'd ya think do you want another chappie. Sorry I haven't worked on Spy Time folks. I've been working on this. Chao!
See Ya!
^_~
Mic Mic
This is the story I came up with while watching Sid the Vampire Slayer one of my fav HA episodes.
I looked out the window wondering how I could survive this day. Ever since my visit to Stinky's I became.. well different. I changed you could say. A little. Well actually a lot.
I'm a vampire.
Yes, I've been a vampire ever since that visit. Let me tell you what happened that day.
I walked into Stinky's house not worried in the least walking in gladly.
"Howdy Arnold what brings you by at such an unreasonable hour." Stinky asked.
"Well Stinky it's not just me coming by, Sid's here too."
"Well where the heck is he?"
"He's climbing up the side of your house."
"Why? Doesn't he know how to use a door?"
"I'm beginning to wonder. Anyway Sid's coming here to eliminate you."
'He knows my secret but how can I get rid of him if Arnold is here. Maybe I'm just ahead of myself in things he never mentioned that-' Stinky thought.
"He thinks that you're a vampire." Arnold informed
That confirmed all of Stinky's suspicions. Sid was the superstitious sort so he might happen to have some garlic, crosses, or holy water around. He couldn't take him by himself and his father and mother were roaming for blood tonight and he had no idea where they had gone. His only choice was to use Arnold. Yes, Arnold wouldn't believe he was a vampire he was too dense. But he'd be an easy target he just had to wait for the right moment.
"This sure is a nice house Stinky. I really like the taxidermy animal heads they look pretty cool."
That was it now was the time. He had his mind off guard it was time to surprise him. He didn't want to hurt his good friend but he knew that once you became a vampire pain would be a thing of the past.
"Arnold Arnold Arnold they aren't taxidermy."
"Their not?"
"Of course not" he began mysteriously "They've just been sucked of their life."
"You're kidding right Stinky?"
"It's no joke Arnold." "You see that there empty spot on the wall. It's waiting...waiting for you to take it's place as empty and replace it."
Arnold began backing away in fear of what Stinky was saying. This couldn't be true I mean Stinky was his friend. He stopped his backing away and began laughing. Stinky kept coming closer though.
"This is hilarious Stinky it must have taken you forever to practice this. There aren't any flaws at all. You should be an act-"
But before he could finish he felt a sharp pain at his neck a bite. He felt teeth pierce his skin and he tried to cry out in pain but no sound would come.
Stinky stepped back and Arnold grabbed his neck. Crying loudly but soundlessly. He felt the blood all rush to his head and began to get a spinning headache. He collapsed to his knees and began to hear a voice in his mind. A voice with a slight Southern drawl.
'Arnuuuuld Arnuuuld cooome cooome becoome becooome BECOME ONE OF US!'
When the voice yelled out the pain seemed to intensify and his head began to spin worse. Arnold violently shook his head no trying to resist the calling. It was as if he was trying to be lured into a deep sleep but was fighting it violently.
'No I won't leave me alone go away.'
Arnold couldn't fight the spinning feeling anymore he was only human.
~*~Meanwhile~*~
Sid walked up the steps. He saw Stinky in his hideous vampire state. He wasn't very brave, normally in this kind of situation if anyone else was around all he'd show was bravado. But he was the only one able to do this. He had to defeat him even if Stinky was his best friend at least he had Sidney.
He charged at Stinky letting his bravado drop and finally deciding that he had no choice but to eliminate him.
Arnold opened his eyes afraid of what he'd see he was inside a dense forest. He saw a sign that said Arnold's Mind Home of the Densest Brain in the Universe. Arnold walked through the forest and came to a clearing where he saw Stinky cape and all standing there. He angrily walked up to him and grabbed him by the collar.
"What did you do to me?" Arnold asked.
"You're a vampire now Arnold your one of us."
"No I can't be this can't be true I'm not a vampire I just can't be. Vampire's are evil and they suck people's blood mercilessly."
Stinky stepped forward angrily and Arnold stepped back a little afraid of what Stinky might do.
"You don't know Arnold you don't know the truth about us vampires. We were civilized before you were. Let me tell you the real story behind us vampires. The humans weren't always our main source of blood. It used to be animals. We would be just like humans. We would tend to the animals but we unlike humans don't kill. We sucked their blood just enough so that we had our strength back and let the animals live. Then one day my millionth great grandfather went to the beach. He found a baby in a boat.
Apparently the baby had come from far away but it wasn't a vampire. A vampire can last years with a small amount of blood in his or her system and live without changing their appearance. But this baby was very skinny and sick. Its lips were dry and it looked like it was about to die. My grandfather saved it. He did the only thing he knew to do. He normally didn't kill animals but a huge amount of blood was what this baby needed. He poured full-grown cows blood into a bowl and tried to give it to the baby but the baby refused. He then tried an alternative. He cooked a small bit of meat from the cow and cooked it thoroughly. He realized the baby had no sharp large teeth so he crushed the meat into mush then fed it to the baby. He did this everyday until the baby became normal size again.
The baby grew into a young man and my grandfather began to become very old. He was at the old age of 10 billion. Vampires are said to live forever but only because humans never live long enough to see them die. My Grandfather died just 3 billion years later at the ripe old age of 13 billion and 12 million years old.
More humans were found. The vampire's and humans looked the same. They had been living in the same area and just never noticed. They decided to live in harmony together and to get along. A young vampire woman fell in love with the human man and they married. Then the humans and the vampires began to interbreed. Few vampires married vampires and vice versa with humans. Then the hybrids came. The cycle continued until there were only 4 people left who were full-blooded.
One vampire girl and one human girl. One Vampire boy and one human boy. The vampires married and the humans married. There was a disagreement between them over the hybrids. They argued that the hybrids were more human or more vampire. Then it happened. The young pureblooded vampire's young teenage boy snuck out. The humans had a young teenage girl who had just been born at the time of his birth. The vampire teen snuck into the girl's room. The girl sat up in bed to meet the face of her enemy.
He was excited to see a full-blooded human but didn't understand the difference between him and her. They talked and talked and the next thing the boy knew they were outside standing on her balcony.
He began to kiss her neck. Then he couldn't control himself. He bit it. He could taste the blood it was better than anything he'd ever tasted. Why was he wasting his time with animals when they could suck humans instead? She began to fall limp and he stopped before she was entirely drained. He took her from her room and to his house sitting her on the guest room bed. This is how the human bloodsucking began.
When the humans discovered their daughter gone they blamed the vampire. When the boy was discovered with the girl he was accused of killing her. The hybrids that were mainly human joined on the human's side and the same with vampires. The humans moved to the other side of the land they lived on and built a huge wall. The young girl regained her strength and forgave the boy and they married. The humans led by the young teenage girl who was now a woman had been waiting. One day when her husband was off getting blood from a cow she led the human hybrids and rebelled against the vampires finding their weaknesses of garlic, holy water, and sunlight and fleeing to the wall.
They told the humans who with this knowledge tried to seek out and kill the vampires. Any humans that were captured got their blood drained partially so that the vampires could come back for more. The vampires then began to grow stronger and seek out humans instead of being seeked themselves. This is why you hate us Arnold. The humans started the brawl not us. We were their victims for too long but now that's changed they are our victims and we hunt them."
Arnold didn't know what to say to this long story but he knew he didn't want to be a vampire.
"But I just want to lead a norma-"
"You can we vampires are able to survive in the day and we have reflections now no one will know who you are except your victims." Stinky said evilly
Arnold thought about it for a minute.
"But what about the bloodsucking I don't want to do that."
Stinky's eyes narrowed in disgust. He didn't believe this guy he had the chance of a lifetime and he didn't want to take it. 'Maybe if I tell him more he'll understand.' Stinky thought
"Arnold you are a vampire already feel your top two teeth."
Arnold felt them and then felt them again. They were sharp and curved to a point. They seemed to hold power in them. The power to change one's life from being a human to a vampire.
"Arnold you have no choice you are a vampire already the effects have taken place."
"Well I don't care if I'm a vampire by blood I won't steal anyone else's."
"Arnold Arnold Arnold you don't have a choice your blood supply is connected to mine. When my blood varies I send you out for more. I control you now. But we can still be friends and I won't control you if you agree to join our worthy cause."
"What's that?"
"Why nothing special just that we vamps are gonna take your place as the dominant species!!!!"
Arnold began to speak but Stinky interrupted.
"You have no choice in the matter I'll call you when I need you."
Then Arnold was awake and Sid was speaking.
"Aha I have reached the dark one's lair."
Stinky simply concentrated with his eyes open and made Arnold explain and leave with Sid. He went upstairs.
"Aw hey there feller you won't believe the crazy night I had some fellas came over here and actually accused me of being a vampire can't imagine where they'd get that ideaer." Stinky then laughed menacingly his vampire teeth flashing in sync with the lightening bolt that illuminated over his room.
So what'd ya think do you want another chappie. Sorry I haven't worked on Spy Time folks. I've been working on this. Chao!
See Ya!
^_~
Mic Mic