The Seismograph Report

by hello this is me speaking

This is Bindi Hale filling in for Bob Hale as he is currently sick and unable to work. Can she do the perfectly long winded speeches in one take? Will she avoid the helicopter trap? Click to find out.

Hi this is my first story on fanfiction, well this is just a way to get over my complete terror of uploading something on this website,I will be uploading a real story soon, hopefully . This is a Bob Hale speech that I did for a school project (I had to produce and film a horrible histories episode based on China) The idea of this is rather stupid but it looks better on film. All constructive criticism is really helpful. Disclaimer I don't own Horrible Histories.

This Bindi Hale with is the seismograph report. The Seismograph is 6 foot brass pot with 8 dragons facing north, south, east, west, north-east, north-west, south-east, south -west. Did I say right? (panting) With small copper balls in each dragon's mouth this guy named Zang Heng who also invented the compass, longitude, latitude, helicopters... well maybe not helicopters.
Anyway back to the seismograph underneath these dragons are pesky toads wanting food, probably the same toads that have infested my garden... anyway when the dragon drops its ball it to the toad's mouth making a loud BANG.

Now this is where is gets complicated in the middle of the big pot is a pendulum that will set of the dragon's mouth when there is a tremor and tell what direction it is coming from as the ball will be in the toads mouth./p

Have I told you what this thing is for? It is for detecting earthquakes as China had lots and lots and lots earthquakes.

This has been Bindi Hale filling in for Bob Hale sining off.

Thank you soooooo much for reading.

TTFN (Ta Ta For Now)

Claire-Elizabeth