Disclaimer: I do NOT own Power Rangers and any of the characters.
Note: No offence to fans of any characters that've been framed, it is just for variety ;) crackles

This is first part of Silly Billies, I call it...

Things I hate about people... or aliens

Year 1995, Angel Grove
Bulk and Skull were in a theatre watching a movie. An awesome scene came up and Skull nudged Bulk.

Bulk: HEY! Why did you do that for, moron?!
Skull: Did you see that?
Bulk: No I didn't. I paid 9 freaking bucks to stare at the damn floor.

Year 2001, Clock Tower
Wes was watching television and wanted to switch to KUNG FU channel but could not find the T.V. remote. He looked around frantically, gave up and rested on the couch.

Katie (vacuuming and talking loudly): Some people are so willing to get off their butts to find the tv remote yet they refuse to walk to the tv to change the channel manually.

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Wes was by the window, with Jen resting against his chest.

Jen: Sweetie, can I ask you a question?
Wes: Didn't really give me much of a choice there, did ya honey?

Year 2002, outside Danny's workplace in Turtle Cove City
Collin walked towards Danny, confronting him with a snobbish face.

Collin: I'm meeting KENDALL. So what's the time now, dude? (points at Danny's watch)
Danny: I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours?
Collin: Oh, I sent mine for repair. Takes a long time for repair a 10K watch.
Danny: Oh really. Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Year 2025, New Tech City
Piggy was waiting at the bus stand waiting for the bus. A green-skinned alien walked up to him.

Alien: Has the bus come yet?
Piggy: If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

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Syd was celebrating her birthday with her fellow rangers.

Jack (to Syd): You want to have your cake... and eat it too?
Syd: You're like damn right! What good is the cake if you can't EAT it?

Year 3K, on the roof of one of the Time Force buildings
Ransik just slashed Alex and ran off. Jen screamed and ran over to him, grabbed and held him tight in her arms.Katie, Lucas and Trip watched in despair.

Jen: NOOO! No Alex, don't. DON'T GO!
Katie: Life is short.
Jen: Life is short!? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever has. WHAT can you do that's longer?

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