AN: I'm a girl. The author is a boy so there for it isn't me… :.(
Ways to annoy, confuse, and anger Grimm
Hi! Welcome to wacag * points to blinking sign with name on it *! I'm your host puck! Here are ways to annoy confuse and anger a certain blonde female!
Tell her she looks hot then spray her with a hose
When home alone with her pretend to choke. She'll freak and start giving you mouth to mouth
When she does say "Ah! Cooties!"
When being introduced to a boy grab her waist and give said boy death glare
Whenever she spaces out say, "Grimm. Dreaming of us getting married won't make it happen." She'll get huffy
Whenever around her dad say, "if I kiss you promise not to punch me?"
Die her clothes pink and put butterflies on them
Replace clothes with princess dresses (courtesy of snow and beauty)
Make kissy faces and pinch her cheeks when in a public place.
Buy normal food and eat it in front of her without sharing
When chasing her in escape training scream, "for Narnia
In front of marshmallow and Jake turn into a goose or a frog and say, "who am I?"
Redecorate her room with Justin Bieber and Jonas Brother posters
On her walls write 'I love puck'
Well that's-
PUCK! You little- You're a- you mother- arggggghhhh- I'll get you!
Yeah got to go!