So, I havent written in a while again. I'm trying to start back up so expect more of this soon.

Its Swan Queen Smut, pure and simple. Maybe the fringes of fluff around the edges, but i've never seen them as the fluffiest couple. I really enjoy writing these two so if you have any ideas and you like this you can hit me up with a prompt, but I can't promise you that my muse won't completely change what you give me. I enjoy feed back and since this isn't beta'd please tell me if there is anything wrong.

As Regina walked into her kitchen she should have been frightened and angered by the sight that appeared before her. Emma had insisted on making her dinner tonight since Henry was staying with his grandparents and Regina should have known that Emma in a kitchen making anything other than coffee or hot pockets would end in disaster. And normally her coffee didn't even turn out that well.

Regina leaned against the doorframe and smiled to herself while watching a frantic Emma try and control three different pots of who knows what all starting to boil over on the stove, as well as what looked like some chicken burning itself in the oven. The sight should have annoyed her. But watching the blonde run around the kitchen, flour on her shirt and pasta sauce somehow on her neck was to endearing.

Regina slowly walked over to the stove and turned off the burners while Emma's back was turned.

"Miss Swan, I believe I told you that I would allow you to cook me dinner, not destroy the kitchen." Regina startled Emma with her words, causing Emma to hit her head on the open cabinet above her.

"Ow, Regina!" Emma whined as she rubbed the already forming knot on her head. "I told you that I was fine. I had it all under control."

Regina slid over to her, closing the cabinet with one hand and turning off the oven with the other, pinning Emma to the counter. "I believe I was told that dinner would be ready an hour ago. I gave you a chance, and now I'm getting hungry."

With those words Regina's lips descended to the blonde's neck. Her tongue darted out and licked the trail of sauce clean. Traveling up her mouth met Emma's ear. "And you know how inpatient I get when I'm hungry.

"Regina, Henry is gone for the night and I thought for once we could not fight and we… Oh." Emma's brain caught up with her body.

"Oh indeed" Regina purred as her hands left their spots and found their way to Emma's waist. "I do believe dinner can wait." And with those words Regina flipped them around, Emma's back now against the granite countertop of the island.

"But, the…" Emma's weak protests were met with hungry lips. "I turned off the stove… and the oven…" Regina said between kisses. Her hands were hastily clearing the counter behind Emma. Emma's shock had worn off and she had begun unbuttoning the front of Regina's shirt.

As soon as her shirt was undone she halted Emma's hands. "Not so fast Miss Swan, You said I was gonna have dinner, and I want dessert first." Regina's hands were hurriedly unbuttoning Emma's skintight jeans. Emma ripped off her own shirt and leaned back in for another passionate kiss.

Regina's lips started a trail down the sheriff's neck as she stripped Emma of her pants and thong in one swift motion. Teeth bit into the blonde's shoulder as Regina's fingers flew back up to rid Emma of her last article of clothing. She deftly unclasped the bra and threw it to the side, pushing Emma back into the counter with a forceful kiss.

Emma's gasp of shock as her back met the granite countertop was muffled by Regina's lips on hers., though her second gasp of surprise as the mayor lifted her onto the counter wasn't, as Regina's lips were descending down her chest. The shock of the cold granite against her heated skin sent hivers down her entire body.

Regina's lips met an already hard nipple and pulled it into her warm mouth, sucking on it and letting it go with a pop. She moved to give the same attention to the other one while her hands roamed the expanse of Emma's body. One found that little spot on her hip that made her squirm and Regina ticked her inner thigh with the other.

Both hands made their way to Emma's hips and Regina pulled her closer to the edge of the counter. She placed her body firmly between Emma's legs and leaned up for a kiss. As their lips met Regina wasted no time in bringing one hand down to Emma's center and teasingly stroking her. The other hand found a hardened nipple still wet for her earlier attention and rolled it between warm fingers.

Their lips parted as Regina bent down to kiss a soft thigh, biting playfully at the warm flesh beneath her lips. Her tongue trailed up until it hit her hip, tongue swirling around bone and lips forming a bright red mark. Smirking to herself Regina looked into wide green eyes as she situated herself between Emma's legs. Never breaking eye contact the mayor's tongue darted out and parted wet lips. With slow strokes her tongue ran up and down as Emma's eyes got wider and darker.

Regina wrapped an arm under Emma's leg and around her waist, placing a tingling thigh on her shoulder. She pressed her face closer and thrust her tongue deeper into Emma. Hands found dark hair as the blonde's hips began making slow circles. Regina licked her way up and captured a hardened lit between her teeth, sucking and flicking just enough to make the blonde cry out. All the while their eyes never left one another.

Regina thrust two fingers into Emma abruptly, giving the blonde no preparation for the wonderful sensation. As her fingers starting thrusting harder and harder Regina lightly sucked at her clit and pulled her impossibly closer. Emma's drew one hand out of Regina's hair and leaned back, allowing her hips to thrust even more. Long legs wrapped around Regina's body as the blonde began chanting her name, interspersed with hurried exclamations of pleasure.

Regina's lips quirked into a smile and Emma met her eyes again. With that, Regina bit her clit lightly and thrust one more finger into the blonde. And that was Emma's undoing. Emma screamed out her name as she came, her entire body stiffening before collapsing back onto the counter, the cold granite cooling her almost instantly. Regina kept her fingers in place for a little while, moving her lips back to Emma's hip and sucking hard. When Emma's hand limply fell out of her hair Regina straightened up and kissed her way to Emma's mouth. Regina pulled Emma off the counter into a hug, supporting the sheriff's weight against the counter.

"Miss Swan, I hope that something you cooked is at least edible because I could go for something to fill my stomach now. I do believe I have a long night ahead of me." Regina nearly purred at the still wide-eyed blonde.

"Oh, um… well… I think… no… um…" was all that Emma could get out. She closed her mouth and thought for a bit. Defeated she sighed, "No, I don't think anything is good, I'm pretty sure I burned nearly everything."

Regina grabbed the phone, "Well then you better get dressed because I'm going to get Granny to make something, and you're going to have to get it. Seeing as you were the one who was supposedly making dinner tonight." Regina quickly dialed the number "A breast and a thigh going to be enough for you?" She said over her shoulder.

"What?" Emma's mind flailed until it found the right answer. "Yes, fried chicken sounds great. And can you…" "Get mashed potatoes, extra gravy and a slice of pie? Yes." Regina smiled.

"Thanks." Emma said, trying to slide her pants back on and looking for her bra. She dressed as Regina ordered and walked over to slide her arms around the other woman. "And get some hot fudge sauce." She whispered in Regina's ear. She nipped at her neck and squeezed her tight.

Without thinking Regina completed the order and hung up the phone. "Now why do you want even more sugar in your diet?" Regina said, her motherly side showing.

Emma grabbed the keys to her bug and headed for the door, "Because, when I get back, its time for me to eat dessert. And I like mine topped with chocolate." Emma smirked as she turned around, Regina's cheeks turning a nice shade of pink. "Be ready when I get home."

I'm thinking about making this a two parter, maybe longer. Tell me what you think.