A/N: This is my first Yaoi oneshot. It probably sucks but please no mean comments. I do not own Kisame or Zetsu or any other of Masashi Kishimoto's charecters from Naruto. Not all that much of a Yaoi but very suggestive. Kind of short but hoope you like please review.
The hidden life of an Akatsuki
"Don't touch that Zetsu!!" Kisame yelled.
The loud shriek was heard all the way in the meeting room by Itachi and got to be very curious at times and this was one of those times.
"But it's so big!" Zetsu whined.
After hearing that perverted statement Deidara had a nosebleed. Itachi and Deidara soon got to the door of Kisame and Zetsu's room.
"Please Stop!!" Kisame shrieked.
"No it needs to be touched!!" Zetsu said cooly.
Itachi and Deidara burst through the door and sees Zetsu touching.......Kisame's sword. Itachi and Deidara face palm and then drag KIsame's sword out of the room and Itachi though it in a volcano.
"Problem Solved"
_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________A/N: Again Sorry it was so short. I hope you sort of liked it. Please review!! Thanks for reading! BYE BYE!