Secrets of Erk By yami-joey

⌠No┘this can▓t be happening┘why is it growing bigger? Darn┘Lord Pent, oh┘■ An unknown someone is inside the men▓s bathroom at a CR somewhere in Sacae.
Someone approaches the CR. This person knocks.
⌠Hello, knock-knock, is anyone home?■ The unknown someone in the CR gasped. He couldn▓t say a word because of the nervousness his heart feels.
Suddenly, the door opens. Matthew enters the CR and he gasps, eyes widening and bulging, jaw dropping beyond the floor, nose bleeding.
Matthew sees Erk naked, covering his chest that seems to have something like┘ BOOOOBBBBBSSSSSSSSSSS!
Matthew did not take the sudden intake of suspense. He then faints. Erks face is now as red as an unripe tomato.
Then, Erk remembers the amnesia spell Lord Pent taught him.
⌠Omni bush karhumba! Memory≈gorumba!!■ Erk begins to chant. Matthew▓s memories flies away. Erk feels GLAD.
Then, Serra passes by, seeing the open-door CR with Erk in it.
Erk gasps.
⌠Ohmigosh! Erk! When did you become a girl?! EEPP! EEPP! You even got bigger boobies than me! Unfair! Unfair!■ Serra says, and kills herself.
Erk▓s jaw drops. He closes the CR-door and wears his mage outfit. But it▓s being noticeable┘Erk▓s chest┘is maturing.
Erk is sweating buckets. What can he do? At last, his super-genius IQ finds an idea. Lowen is beside a tree, sleeping. His horse is just around and on it was His rations.
No, not the rations. The shield. Erk thinks that having a shield will cover his chest from the evil eyes of Sain and Hector.
Erk grabs the shield.
The problem is, it▓s too heavy for Erk▓s frail body. What▓s worse, is that Lowen wakes up and sees Erk▓s boobs.
And that▓s the end of the story.