Disclaimers: Borg belong to the Star Trek universe, Jar-Jar Binks, ObiWan and lightsabers to George Lucus and Star Wars and Herbal Thought, Normal and Max and some of the dialog belong to James Cameron and Charles Eglee. BORG CUBE is a poster on the Fox Message board.The geometry joke belongs to me although I can't be sure someone hasn't thought of it previously.
ATTENTION : Would the FIRST person who finds this post PLEASE forward it to the BORG CUBE as soon as possible. This is urgent!!! But don't go spamming the poor BORG; he's about to have his hands full as you can see.
Dear Borg,
Word. There are beings armed with lightsabers and transgenes on their way to your quadrant, RIGHT NOW, looking to harm your collective. Found the following on my voice mail just minutes ago.
"Yo, Borg
We sa be Jar-Jar Binks an Herbal Thought, mon
You sa betta be a lettin don YOUR shields
And preparin' ta be disseminated, bro
.Elsa we be sendin' ObiWan an Max
To fry and kick yo sorry implants.
Resistin' be against the will o' the Most High.
Chill
JJB/HT"
As Normal would say. "Just looking to do you a solid, CUBE".
Regards,
DAF9