Hey. A Ryden. Enjoy.

"Hey~! Ryan~! What are ya doing?"

Brendon skipped into the front room of his and his boyfriend's apartment. He had been in their study, playing around with his piano for about an hour now, having left Ryan to his own devices in the front room. Now he was bored of playing and decided to come check up on - annoy the hell out of - his partner who sat curled up on the sofa, reading a novel.

"Reading.." Ryan's reply was short and uninterested. Oblivious to the hidden message of 'go away and leave me be' in Ryan's words, Brendon snatched the book from his hands, being careful to not lose his page.

The front cover showed a silver tie and the title of 3 words and a number was familiar to Brendon. He had seen it all around him everyday. In every shop, in the grip of every women's hands.

"50 shades of grey, huh?"

"Yes. Now give it back Brendon. I was quite happy in here reading till you came and ruined it."

"What's it like?" Brendon was generally curious. He had never taken much notice of the book's contents really, not from the blurb or the reviews. Ryan shrugged.

"Glorified S&M porn."

"Ooh, kinky. Like chains and handcuffs? I didn't know you were into that sorta thing Ry..." Brendon had lowered his voice seductively, making Ryan turn slightly red as he shrugged once again.

Climbing onto the sofa and straddling his boyfriend sideways, Brendon began to kiss up Ryan's neck and along his jaw line, nibbling on his earlobe making the latter moan.

"If ya like...we can go to our bed...and make this book come to life...leather and metal...rope and roleplay...what do ya say?"

Ryan continued moaning as Brendon began to hump his leg, chewing on his lobe harder than before.

Then something snapped, making Ryan push his needy boyfriend away from him, snatching back the book.

"I need to finish the chapter."

"What?! You'd actually rather read than get into my pants?" there came no verbal reply just another shoulder shrug. "Fine. Fine~! If you need me, I'll be in the bathroom with my hand, some lube and a porno."

"So nice of you to share." Still Ryan's eyes did not move away from his book.

"Just thought I'd let you know cos I'll be thinking of you..." Brendon winked and left towards the bathroom to take care of his little problem.

Ryan sighed.

"Why don't people get it? I don't find being the subject of someone's jerking flattering..."

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