ANIME WITH SARCASM
By Aurora Dragon
NOTE:
None of these characters are mine… I am represented as Harle so she is © me, kind of. Also I really make fun of many ANIME's in this, I like all of them but sometimes they can be really fun to make fun of… NO HATE MAIL PLEEZE!SAILOR MOON
With Sarcasm
Sailor Moon and the other scouts are in battle with an enemy when Sailor Moon finds herself in some trouble as the rest of the scouts do also. She is tied up around a tree with vines surrounding her and the strange creature that put her there started to laugh.
"I can't break the vines… I'm stuck… oh please someone help," whimpered Sailor Moon. Then out of no where Tuxedo Mask appears.
"Sailor Moon, I cannot break those vines around you with my rose-" started Tux. Mask.
"I cannot break those vines with my rose… I'm a wimpy man who only has the power to extremely obnoxious," said a voice.
"I don't have time to deal with mysterious voices… Sailor Moon believe it in your heart and you can break those vines and save the world." Finishes Tux. Mask.
"Number one, it's not possible to believe in your heart, hearts are for pumping blood, brains take care of all those meaningless feelings. Number Two YOU have to say the world, hmmm I think the world is screwed!" said the voice.
"Who are you," demands Tux. Mask.
"I am Harle… your worse nightmare pretty boy!" Then out come a girl dressed in black baggy cargo pants and a black shirt, on each wrist was a spike bracelet. Harle laughed and then covered Tuxedo Mask in Ice Fire… soon he was a block of ice.
"TUXEDO MASK!" shouted Sailor Moon, breaking from the vines and hugging he frozen love.
"Sickening that she cares more about some guy than the world," said a grossed-out Harle. "And she's such a ditz…" Then Harle got an idea. "Save the world and I'll unfreeze him."
***
With-in a few days all of the enemies were killed and Tuxedo Mask unfrozen. The day was saved thanks to…
HARLE!
Oh yeah… Sailor Moon too… also a frozen Tuxedo Mask, but I really think you need to have an IQ higher than 2 in order to take credit for saving the world.Gundam W
With Sarcasm
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOO" shouted Relena
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAA" shouted Heero.
"HEERO" said Relena.
"RELENA" said Heero.
"SKITTTTTTTTTTZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" shouted Harle.
"Heero?" said Relena.
"Relena?" said Heero.
"ARE YOU PEOPLE LIKE POKEMON! ARE THOSE THE ONLY WORDS YOU KNOW?" asked Harle.
"Hee-heero" said Relena.
"Re-leee-na!" said Heero.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THEY ARE POKEMON! SAVE ME!!!!!!!"
POKEMON
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"Pika!"
"Uh, no, I don't think so get me outta here!!!"
NO
"C'mon be nice, lemmy out!!!"
Well only because you're me… but I need to put someone in your place
* poof *
Mark and Leah appear… Mark dressed like Tuxedo Mask and Leah dressed like Sailor Moon."Haha… those idiots again," laughs Harle. Soon enough Mark and Leah are running around acting like Pokemon…
BAD POKEMON Harle was staring at the pokemon while they were smoking pot.
WHO GAVE THEM THAT! Suddenly Jay and Silent Bob appear.
"Time for a scene change author-lady!"
THE END
For Now…
I do plan on making more of these but this is all I have right now.