Title: Animaniacsney
Summary: A silly cross-over with the Disney princesses and the Warners. Part of the Animaniacs Poetry series.
Rated: T for Teen (Suggestive content)
Disclaimer: Animaniacs is owned by Warner Bros. and was created by Tom Ruegger. The Disney princesses were created by their respective creators, and the rights are owned by Disney.
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A narrator who sounded like Winnie the pooh spoke a poem.
It was a blue-sky, on a warm June day
when the Warners unlocked the tower and ran away
and went to a park under the skies of blue
to get away from the Playstation and Wii U
The Warner siblings danced through a green meadow singing to the tune of the Zoboomafoo theme.
While skipping in the grass one day
We passed a Starbucks coffee display
A little bit of java, and we're on our way
We jumped over cans of empty beers
nearly got hit by a cavalier
that old man driving should learn how to steer...
"Which is really strange because we're in the middle of a meadow." Said Yakko, ending the song.
As they skipped along, singing their song
a portal appeared, and something felt wrong
The Warners inspected the portal in the blue sky
and the portal spat out 6 princesses, who couldn't fly
"That sounds kinda gross!" Dot told the narrator.
"Sorry." the narrator replied.
The princesses almost fell to their demise
from the mysterious portal in the blue skies
but Wakko's gag bag contained a big mat
where all 6 princesses landed with a splat!
"Great catch, Wakko!" Dot congratulated her brother.
"It was nuthin!" Wakko replied in his accent.
The princesses came to, none were Sofia the first
and the Warner bros. only reply was...
"Hellllloooo Nurse!" The Warner bros. spoke in unison.
"Boys..." Dot did a facepalm.
The first princess to speak was the only one who'd been
on a magic carpet ride, and her name was Jasmine
"How'd we get here?" Jasmine asked her group
"I'm not sure. Mulan was our pilot." replied Snow white
"Yeah, blame it all on Mulan! What next? That left turn at Albaquerque? Oh, that joke never gets old!" Mulan replied with a little grit.
"Oh, stop bein' such a princess!" Snow White poked at Mulan.
As the 3 girls argued amongst them selves
the other 3 girls by the names of Cinderella, Ariel, and Belle
all tried to calm the group to rethink the plan
but then an adolescent Warner extended his hand
"Ex-Squeeze me, ladies, uhhhhhh, could I lend a hand?" Asked Yakko
"We'd probably need it." Replied Belle
And since Yakko was very much a literalist
and pulled off his left hand off of his wrist
"Ok, here's my hand!" Yakko placed his removed hand towards the princesses
And before man or mouse could mutter a narf
the Disney princesses all had to...
"..hey Winnie, not in front of the kids!" Yakko stuck his free hand in front of the narrator's mouth.
"...oh...sorry." muffled the narrator.
Yakko put his hand back on his wrist
and offered another way that he could assist
the 6 young women so far from Disneyland
The next youngest Warner extended his hand
"You're so pretty!" Wakko smiled up at Ariel
"Awww...you're really cute for a human!" Ariel's eyes and smile totally melted Wakko. Of course, Dot was there to sweep him up and put him back together.
"Do you always get this mushy around girls?" asked Dot
"Yeaaaaahhhhh." Wakko's tongue fell halfway out of his mouth.
But the sweet moment nearly went sour
as that wayward cavalier came up at 100 miles an hour
"Oh no! that old guy we mentioned in the Zoboomafoo song!" The Warners Gasped.
But with a little Disney magic, Belle got the car stopped
she used her fingernails to slash the tires and they popped.
"Whew! that was a close one!" Dot commented on the aftermath.
"Yeah...talk about being saved by the Belle." Yakko made a bad pun.
Despite all the uniqueness of the goings-on
the Disney princesses all wanted to be moving on
But some of them felt like they needed a shower
so of course, Yakko invited them to use theirs in the tower.
"Aren't we gentlemen?" asked Yakko with a greasy grin on his face.
So after helping the girls off of Wakko's mat
they returned to the lot in only seconds flat
Jasmine was the first girl to get herself clean
and Dot had to prevent her brothers from doing something mean
"Come on, we'll only take a peek!" Yakko lied
"No! This is a girls shower! GET YOUR OWN!" Dot slammed the bathroom door on her brothers.
And while the Warner bros didn't like to get screwed
they lost their opportunity to see Jasmine nude
So instead, they sat down with the other 5
to see just how they came there from the blue skies
"It was something my papa built!" Belle told the warners.
"A really cool human thing." Ariel added.
it was an interdimensional warp built by Philippe
thankfully, Belle's father didn't build it cheap
all they needed that time was an Q-ring off a wrist
and the only one around belonged to a P-sychiatrist
"Next!" Dot called from the shower
"That's me!" Mulan popped up and walked towards the shower
for a half hour, the princesses all freshened up
while the others drank tea from little teacups
"hey, what else do you want us to do for em?" Yakko asked the readers.
The last one to take a shower was princess Ariel
but she wouldn't take too long and that was swell
The girls were all ready and nice to whiff
now all they needed was to find Dr. Scratchansniff
So they all jumped from the tower and into the lot
Wakko used a net so the princesses all were caught
and landed safely without getting hurt
all except Mulan, but she landed on Ernie and Bert
"Ouch!" replied Bert
"That was kinda fun there, Bert!" said Ernie
Mulan picked herself up off the polyster puppets
and Yakko took his hands to his mouth and cupped it
"Hey, Scratchy! we need your help!" Yakko yelled out
There was an awkward silence. Dr. Scratchansniff was nowhere to be seen.
"Hey, Scratchy! Star jones is sunbathing with her top off and wants you to come have a drink with her!" Yakko yelled out
And like a wild Pokemon, Dr. Scratchansniff appeared
And the fact he liked Star Jones is still kind of weird
"Vait!" Dr. Scratchansniff replied "Zhere is no Star Jonses here!"
Scratchansniff was disappointed and walked without a care
and didn't seem to notice the Disney princesses were there
but just as sure as you would take your ipad and dock it
Wakko had swiped Dr. Scratchansniff's Q-ring from his pocket
"Jackpot!" Wakko held the bracelet to the sky
The Q-ring was all the princesses needed to return home
leaving the Warner siblings all to their own
So they all returned to the park, right to the spot
where the princesses said goodbye to Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
"Awww, you're all sooo cute! I just wanna take you home with me!" replied Cinderella
"You can take us!" Said Yakko
"I want to go!" Wakko added
with a swing of the mallet, Dot silenced her 2 brothers
for they couldn't help being princess lovers
Dot handed the ring over to the 6 beauties
who all waved goodbye to the self-proclaimed cutie
"I'm cute! You know it is true!" Dot spoke in a charming tone.
And with a flash of light, the princesses returned
and the wheel of morality gave them a lesson learned
"Wheel of morality, turn turn turn...tell us the lesson we should learn." Yakko spun the wheel...which landed on a trip to disneyland!
"YAAYYY!" The Warners sped off before Ralph the guard could even begin chasing them.
And with that, the Warners were to have a great time
sipping on Disneyland drinks with lemons and lime
So if you're feeling up to traveling time today
just get a Q-ring and you'll be on your way!
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THE END
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