Hey everyone! This is my first fanfic! So please be nice!
The two main characters here are Ed and Riza as brother and sister. I just love the two of them!
And don't worry, the ROYAI moments will still be in the upcoming chapters! (Still need to do the character development.)
Hahaha I was inspired by SCHOOL RUMBLE in making this fanfic. I want it to be chaotic and funny as well. So all I need is moments of randomness! _
and my sister to beta-read it - laugh-out-loud94 (yup, she told me to write that =_=)
Disclaimer: I do not own FMA and its characters…I only own my insane ideas, I also do not own school rumble, it just simply inspired me. Mmmhhh…what else? Ohhh yeah…FANGIRLS UNITE!
EDWARD'S FIRST DAY GONE MAD
"Welcome to Central High, equipped with over the top cafeteria, high quality classrooms and a nature-friendly backyard."
Edward twitched at the flyer in his hand, "What the hell? This isn't what the school really looks like!" He stomped his foot on the ground hard making him whimper in pain. His sister, standing beside him, observed the ruckus his little brother was making, quiet amused at how childish he was.
Central high is actually a run-down place and the words headed in the flyer were just super exaggerated. Probably just to attract students for enrollment. Well they did a pretty good job at it.
Edward looked at her sister, Riza, "are we really gonna stay in this dump?" Riza sighed. His brother was incredibly hot-headed, making it hard to live with him especially when you constantly have to go to the police station with complaints ringing in your ears.
"Yes, a relative of ours works here so we get to have free tuition and less of a burden for us in our expenses".
Edward was insulated "You're right; it's all because of our stupid father!" he said in gritted teeth. Riza sighed again "Yah, after he left us, we had to stand for ourselves but we were able to live through".
"Yah yah", Edward whined, still gloomy that they had to study here. He decided to might as well finish the day off "Hey oniichan, I'm gonna head to class now so take care, you hear!" and then he started walking towards the opposite building.
Now Riza had to smile at this, it is quite rare for her brother to blurt stuff like that. He tries to act cool around people but deep inside his just a kid. Riza once tried asking her little brother why he won't just admit what he feels, and then he'd reply "it's a guy thing".
"Yah, and don't make a lot of trouble okay?"
Edward was already walking towards the building and raised his right arm to wave off. Riza took that as a sign that her brother will definitely cause some commotion later on, well let's just hope it won't be that bad…
==================================+++++++++++=================================Edward confidently marched into the building but after a few minutes he finally admitted that he was lost. Man this school is huge and old, they don't put signs here! He checked his watch. He still had 15 minutes left before the school bell rings. With that he persuaded himself to look around the school.
Most new students usually just sit around alone like a loser nervously holding on their bag for comfort and assuring themselves that things would be alright. But he's no ordinary new student; in fact he's been doing this for 15 long years now.
Riza and he transfer places to places to track down their father who left them in an early age. They had to take care of themselves alone with only a spare of money their father left behind. There was once when they starved for a week just to save money for their tuition, but miraculously they bumped into one of their uncle who happily took them in.
If you're wondering why the hell their still searching for that bastard, well simple, to give him a piece of their mind (and kick his non-fatherly butt)!
He shook his head from this thought. The students around him were laughing while sharing the events that happened in their summer. There were a bunch of girls walking pass him, they gave him quick glances then they would turn to each other giggling. One girl even winked at him. Weird.
He marched around the corner, hands in his pocket. The school wasn't as bad as he thought. It had a special homey feeling to it. The place where it was located gave them an amazing view of the city. And the students enrolling here weren't weirdoes as far as he can tell.
He turned around in another corner when someone bumped into him, books and papers flew all over the place. "Hey watch where you're going!" Edward shouted. He hated it when people snap him out from his thoughts, even if it was an accident.
"Oh…I'm sorry" the person said while gathering the scattered stuff in the floor.
Edward looked up to see who the person was. Surprise was written all over his face to discover that the person was actually a she. One thing's for sure, never be rude to girls. If his sister ever finds out how rude he was then he'd be dead. (A/N: with Riza as a sister, you would expect Edward to be a little more gentle to the girls =D)
"It's okay miss...I uh sorry for what I said", Edward nervously grinned, his hands laying up his head.
The girl's face reddened, for a moment she looked murderous, then her face became passive. She cleared her throat and faced him. "Excuse me dude but I'm actually a he", the person sneered indicating the 'dude' and 'he'.
Edward was taken aback, "You're a guy?" he shouted in disbelief. Surely he's a girl. He had a smooth, clear complexion. His hair, though short, can easily be alleged silky from just watching it. His eyes were a little wider for a guy and he has those rosy cheeks that usually girls had. His shoulders were lean and his body looks frail that if you touch it, it'll break. He's joking right?
The guy/girl looked offended and a nerve popped out in his face. "I don't know who you are, and I tell you I'm not a violent person, but if you insult me one more time I won't hold back", he said in gritted teeth.
Edward looked at him strangely, guy or girl he can't take the threat seriously with that face. Still he felt a little guilty for the guy. How many people must've passed by mistaking he's a girl. If people ever do that to him, he'll never leave it off.
"Ooh, sorry man, I didn't mean it that way", Edward smiled slightly scratching his face. Obviously the guy still did not recover from the insult. He was pouting, crossing his arms in his chest.
Suddenly the ground that they stood on started shaking, Earthquake? , and an apparent high pitch squeals can be heard on the four corners of the hallway.
The noises became louder, indicating that the unknown source of the ruckus was coming closer.
"Oh god not them" the guy's face beside him paled, muttered curses as his face grew dark. Edward had a bad feeling about this. His instincts, telling him to run away while he still can, because something about those familiar voices indicate danger. I know I've heard them before. But his pride took over; He won't run off just because of some unknown noises. I'm a man after all.
The squeals echoed throughout the hallway, making everyone halt from whatever they're doing. He unconsciously sweated.
When he turned back to ask the guy what the hell was going on, he was surprise that he dissapered, only traces of his back was seen from afar. What's up with him? Edward inwardly asked.
He searched for other students in the hallway, which moments ago were still packed and flocking around the lockers. But the only thing he sees now was an abandoned hall where he stood alone and defenseless.
"Hey dude! If you still want to live come over here right now!" A brave random student shouted from a nearby janitor's closet. Edward immediately noticed other students were packed away tight in that tiny place, and from corners of his eyes he saw others who hid on some random lockers. What's going on?
"HURRY BEFO-!" The student was cut off when someone pulled him back, locking the room shut. The ground shook again but more aggressively this time. Edward gulped and turned to face where the direction of the noise was coming from. He was fascinated at the oddity.
Then he realized why it was so damn familiar, those things have been chasing him throughout his entire life. Holy crap.
Then there he saw it, a herd of maybe 500-1000 fangirls running together creating the biggest stampede he had ever seen. And it doesn't help him that those fanatical girls are going to run over him. Oh, his in big trouble now!
"PRINCE AL -SAMA WHERE ARE Y-YOoU!" They all chorused like the crazy fangirls they are!
Strangely from all that danger, Edward was inanely thinking how in the world can pink hearts float around their heads without some machine to elevate it?
Before he can arrive into a conclusion, the girls were already 10 inches away from him. Jumping for cover seemed to be futile, Edward has accepted death right then and there, but before he could reach sweet heaven, he heard the school bell ring from a distance then everything went black…
CLIFF-HANGER! Mwahahahaha! I am EVIL! =DD
On the next chapter is Riza's first day in Central. Btw, Ed's and Riza's first day was actually just one chapter but I cut them out into two parts, just for the thrill of it :DDD
ROY: Hey I'm not in this chapter? (Roy whined around the corner)
ED: (smirk) we don't need a useless senior like you (Ed sticks out his tongue then laughing hysterically)
FANGIRLS: KYAAAAA! Its ED and ROY -sama! GET THEM!
Roy and Ed: oh shit.
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