Much Appreciated, a resident evil fanfic

Sheva eyed Chris from across the street.

SHEVA: *whistle*

CHRIS: COME ON, COME ON.

Horny by this taunt, Sheva followed Chris. IN THE BEDROOM.

SHEVA: WAIT.

CHRIS: OKAY.

Sheva took her clothes off. Slowly.

CHRIS: HURRRRRY!

SHEVA: OKAY.

So she hurried.

CHRIS: THANKS.

CHRIS: WAIT.

Chris then began to take his clothes off. But Sheva was one horny bitch.

SHEVA: HURRY UP.

CHRIS: OKAY

Finally all of the clothes were taken off and Chris laid down on the bed.

CHRIS: SHEVA

CHRIS: HURRRRRY!

SHEVA: OKAY

But before she lowered herself on the bed, she magically made a condom appear.

SHEVA: USE THIS.

CHRIS: THANKS

And he used it. After that, there was LOTS of bumping and grinding!

CHRIS: SHEVA

SHEVA: CHRIS!

CHRIS: HURRY UP!

SHEVA: OKAY!

And as the two went faster.

CHRIS: SHEVA

SHEVA: CHRIS!

CHRIS: SHEVA

SHEVA: CHRIS!

CHRIS: SHEVA

Then it got to be too much for the two. But before they blew their loads, they both yelled.

CHRIS AND SHEVA: ROGERRRRRRRRR!

And then Chris came in Sheva.

SHEVA: NICE SHOT!

CHRIS: GREAT SHOT.

SHEVA: I OWE YOU ONE.

CHRIS: MUCH APPRECIATED.