A/N: My friend, Jessica, and I decided that History is a stupid course to take, even if it is compulsory, and since it was SOOO boring, we decided to write this during that class.

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(minor spoiler here and there. not too bad, but if you haven't read both series, you wouldn't get this at all).

Jace: I am so bored! I wanna fight something!

Clary: You ALWAYS wanna fight something.

Jace: I'm a Shadowhunter. What else would I do?

Clary: Use your imagination.

Jace: (closes eyes) I'm imagining…I'm imagining…(opens eyes) Evil vampires up ahead!!!

(Edward and Bella turn around)

Bella: What? We're not evil!

Clary: Are you guys actually…You ARE vampires!!!

Jace: I should imagine things more often.

Edward: Hey, you guys are the famous Shadowhunter kids. I thought you were siblings. (points to Jace and Clary as they're holding hands)

Bella: Shadow who?

Edward: You know, they're Jace and Clary Morgenstern.

Jace: Actually, it's Clary Morgenstern and Jace Herondale-who-calls-himself-Lightwood. And we are NOT related…yet.

(Clary hits him on the back of his head)

Jace: Ow!

Edward: (Laughs out loud)

Jace: Oh it's on…uh…who the hell are you?

Edward: I'm Edward Cullen and this is my wife, Bella Cullen.

Clary: Aren't you a little young to be married?

Bella: Well...not really.

Edward: I'm 108 years old this year.

Bella: I'm 19 

Jace: …ew. Wait, so you were 108 when you were turned? Damn, you look good for your age.

Clary: He must eat and exercise well. Maybe I should try that.

Edward: Actually, I was 17 when I was turned.

Jace: Now I'm just confused. First you said you were 108, now you're 17? Make up your mind, man.

Clary: We should all go hang out somewhere.

Edward: On the contrary, Bella and I are going to the movies.

Jace: Oooh, do you get senior discount?

Bella: …no. but we should meet back here later.

Edward: In 3 hours.

That's the end of our first chapter :) Please review :)