Title: Kingdom Hearts in the Pagemaster

Rating: T for course language and some violence

Genre: Parody/Humor

Character Focus: Roxas and DiZ

Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts and all related characters are copyright Square Enix and Disney. The Pagemaster is copyright to 20th Century Fox.

Note: I always wanted to do this, the Pagemaster is a film that loved to watch as a child, but now I really have to make the cast of Kingdom Hearts suffer in a parody of it. Even though some people said the the film was awful, I thought it was okay for an animated film.

Chapter 1: Meet Roxas

It was a stormy night in Twilight Town, and Roxas was very agitated by the thunder and lightning. Climbing out of his bed, he tip toed to the window and peered through the blinds. The sky was dark and cloudy, the wind howled, there was a flash of lightning with a boom of thunder.

Roxas gasped and jumped back from the window. He shuddered for a few seconds, then he tip toed outside his bedroom door. Quietly walking down the hall to his parents room, Roxas stopped to hear the voices speaking behind the door.

Listening to his parents talk, Roxas realized that they were talking about him. They had been speaking about Roxas' paranoid behavior over every single thing from getting poisoned by eating pesticide toxins in apples to getting seriously injured in Struggle. There was even mention of the treehouse being built in the tree that Roxas refused to climb.

Bowing his head, Roxas knew that he had been worrying his parents because he was worrying over everything. He couldn't help but be cautious over the things he did and avoid doing things that he thought were risky.

With a sigh, Roxas walked back to his room, sensing that his parents were both disappointed in him. As he entered his room, another flash of lightning occurred. With a gasp of surprise, Roxas jumped into bed and hid under the covers.

The next morning, Roxas was helping his father build the tree house. Refusing to climb the ladder to avoid any accidents, Roxas used a pulley to send a bucket of tools to his father in the tree house. However, Roxas' father hit his head and fell from the tree, luckily there was no injury. After the little accident, Roxas was sent to the hardware store to pick up more nails.

Being the overly cautious type, Roxas geared up with a helmet, knee pads, elbow pads, and a bright orange vest as he rode his skateboard down the road. As he went further down the road, he saw Seifer, Fuu, and Rai. They were occupied jumping their skateboards off the ramp and doing other tricks.

"Hey look," said Seifer, "it's that little pussy Roxas with all of his safety gear!"

"He's such a wuss, ya know," said Rai.

"Yeah," said Fuu.

"Hey Roxas," shouted Seifer, "why don't you give the ramp a try? You probably might just fall!"

Roxas, not really wanting to deal with Seifer, turned around and rolled away on his skateboard.

"What's the matter you chicken?" Seifer and his gang burst out in a fit of laughter at Roxas' retreat.

While getting as far as possible from Seifer, Roxas noticed that the sky was turning dark and gloomy. The storm from last night was starting up again, the wind stirring, lightning flashing. One bolt struck the nearest electric pole, causing Roxas to nearly jump off his skateboard. As fast as he could, he skated through a dark tunnel, trying to find shelter on the other side. The wind was getting worse and there was rain.

Being blinded by the wind and rain in his face, Roxas lost control over his skateboard and crashed into a tree. He fell hard on his back.

"Oh shit," he grunted. Roxas sat up and removed his helmet, running a hand through his spiky blonde hair. "No head injury, thank God." Removing the rest of his safety gear, Roxas ran into a nearby building, a large, spooky looking library.

To be continued...

End Note: So that was chapter 1 of this crazy parody. If you wish for me to continue, it'll be a pleasure. I'm having bad writer's block with my other two stories in progress, so I am just writing this whenever I do get bad block.