The Smarties and the 'Good Stuff'
Written By: nelbyisthemasterofpenguins
Disclaimer: I don't own any of this crap. If I did I would rule the world. Muahaha. :P
Once upon a time… okay, wrong beginning. One time at band camp… crap, wrong again! O well, either way one time Carlisle and Emmet –yes, those people off of Twilight-, decided to see if they could stand human food. So they tried Smarties. Well, Jasper told them that some people eat them, but other people snort them. So they crushed them up and snorted them. Carlisle ran around screaming 'It burns, my nose crapping burns! O no, it's coming out of my ears …… Now my ears crapping burn!'
And poor Emmet, it really made him high, so he was spinning around in circles singing 'IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL! … Woo!!!! The room is spinning! Woo!'
Then Rosalie walked in and said 'O no Emmet, not again!' Then Emmet said 'Who are you?' 'I'm Rose, Emmet. You're wife.' 'O. Well, there's four of you, and I take the one on the far left because the other ones are U-G-L-Y ugly!' Rosalie then got mad and left for the time being.
Then, after their spells they had of their noses being 'crapping' burned (as Carlisle said) and being high, Quil showed up out of nowhere and asked what they had been doing. 'We've been high', Emmet said. 'And our noses burned. No, wait, they "crapping" burned.' 'That's nice to know' Quil said. 'What did you get high on?' 'Smarties', Carlisle simply replied.
Then Quil said 'That's not interesting or fun! …You just wait here a second… I keep the "good stuff" in the truck, let me go get it.' 'Good stuff? Huh?' 'Yea, it's a combination of peppermint and Fun Dip. It's what all the five-year-olds are on, you'll love it!'
The rest is history… AKA the end!
A/N: Please, review this short little One-Shot. O yea, one more thing to mention. Er, actually, two. Number A) After this little story, I'm not writing any more chapters to this, so hopefully someone else will cause I won't. Haha! [That means I'll *attempt to* force AllApologies to write it. Hee hee hee…] Number B) Review! I SAID REVIEW! RAWR! [And yes, I know it's not number A or number B, I just did that because I felt like it. So ha.]