The Eds meet Cartoon Network.
One day in an eager world lived Ed... "Hi, that's me".... Double Dee... "Sallitations"... and Ed. "Huh huh, gravy." These 3 young boys are not just friendless, but they're thin and dumb like a wood branch, especially Ed... the dumbest of 'em all. But how do these boys survive through Kevin's nickname? "Dork. Dork. Dork." The slang name called "Dork" has been said by Kevin over 50 times a day. He's made a record, the one whose said "Dork" the most a day averagely: 89. "89?" askes Kevin in delight, "89?!" "Oh, yes, Kev," said the host, "you win as by your name will be submitted in the Guiness Book of World Records." He chuckled. "Wow," said Kevin hestitantly... he paused and stared blankly at nothing for a moment, all surprised... he kind of fainted.
Then the host waved his hands over Kevin to wake him up, or if he's dead. Then the stage guard held and poured an enormous bucket of water over Kevin... still leaving Kevin staring blankly at nothing. Then the Eds appeared at the studio. Then Kevin woke up when he heard the sound of the Eds coming through. "What the heck's Kevin doing here?" asked Ed, "well, Eddy. It seems Kevin has been in the show The Guiness Book of World Records: The TV Show, Eddy," answered Double Dee. "Ok," responded Ed.
"Those Eds!" yelled Kevin, he got his fist ready, the stage people were frightened. They bited their fingers. "God," yelled a man quietly in the back. "Hi, Kevin!" greeted Ed in a big gullible voice. "Ed you lump," roared Eddy. "What the hell?" yelled Kevin. "Those Eds!" Kevin got an explosion of a bomb exploding in his eyes, steam coming out from his ears, extra gray. His eyes were growing, wide and tall as a dinner plate, getting in immense whopper-sized anger. He was very angry.
"Damn it!" yelled Kevin to the studio people, "those dorks are here to mess up our damn show." "Crap," cussed Kevin. Then Kevin accendentaly fell into a portal that appeared out of nowhere. Kevin screamed, it faded when he fell in more deep. "What happened to Kevin?" asked Double Dee. "Ed... Kevin's gone—let's celebrate" yelled Eddy. Then the Eds went into the portal just for the heck of it. "What the--?" said a studio manager.
Tune in for the next chap.