A.N. So, I am Alexandra, (the Alex from Taylor's profile) Taylor's friend and I am putting this story in her page because I am not allowed to post on my FF. account. I know, it sucks. Anyways, this story came to me when we were driving home from Columbia, SC during Masters Week (I live in the far south, so I call it Masters Week, not spring break.) and I saw like 12 people get pulled over. Hope you like it.

Now, a word from the beta... :) Haha! I know this isn't like my other stories, but I love Alex and I love her story ideas and we BOTH love Twilight. So, enjoy and yes, I am the beta for this... And ,Alex, your punctuation made me want to cry. XD

"BELLA!" Alice yelled from downstairs. "Get your butt into my closet NOW, or face my wrath!!!" Great, the hyperactive shopping Nazi wanted to torture me again. I slowly attempted to get out of Edward's lap. He had held me like that since we arrived at the house this morning, kissing up and down my neck, over and over. At the time, I didn't think much of it. Now though, I was suspicious. He knew what she was planning, and he was in on it.

I turned around to face him, curiousity the dominant emotion on my face. "I have no idea what she's up to, as she is currently translating the Star Spangled Banner into Japanese," he said. He did look frustrated, extremely so. But he also had a look of innocence on his face, and not the fake one that Alice used when she wanted me to go shopping and participate in "Bella Barbie".

"I believe you, but I do have to go before she rips me apart." I told him as I tried to get up again.

His arms just tightened around me. "Screw Alice," Edward whispered in my ear, leaning to kiss me.

"Edward! Let her go or you won't get her back!" Alice threatened, suddenly in front of us.

"Fine," he pouted.

"Awwww, you look like you just lost your puppy. Sorry, but Bella's mine until tonight!" Alice gloated. His eyes brightened at that, but I was suddenly unsure if I wanted to know what going to happen.

"Bye Edward, I love you." I said, slowly attempting to get out of his lap again.

"Yes, yes. You're very much in love and can't bear to be apart for just a few hours. Now COME ON!" my ever-so-understanding sister yelled while dragging me away. We ran up to Alice's closet. It was bigger than I imagined. She led me through door after door, only stopping to lock the doors behind us. She must have some sort of secret to tell me, maybe she had a vision. It wouldn't stop one of us, but it would hopefully keep whatever she was going to say away from (Emmett's) prying ears.

"So," she began once we sat down. "I was working on one of my designs this morning while you and Edward were at the cottage and I had vision."

"Of" I pried.

"Patience and you'll see," she snapped, exsasperation coloring her voice. "You're right. Edward is planning something. He'll take you somewhere tonight and it's your job to not get there."

"Huh?" I asked.

"While he's driving to wherever he's taking you, distract him. Kiss him, touch him, lick your lips slowly, just so whatever you have to do to keep his mind off driving!!!" she demanded, narrowing her deep gold eyes.

"Why Alice, do you want to get smooshed into the middle of a Porsche Sandwich?! Me distracting him will just cause him to jump me in the Volvo, endangering it and people around us!!"

"No," She said quietly. "It will get him arrested."

"Arrested? What good is that for either of us?" I asked, upset.

"You know how he is. He never gets in any trouble because of that stupid talent of his. It will be good for him and you! He'll learn to live a little and you'll get "punished" by him. Doesn't that sound like fun?!?!" she begged, sounding very un-Alice like

Hmmm, being punished by Edward sounded like heaven and hell at the same time. "Okay, fine. I'll do it. But you have to help me."

"Deal, anything at all to help my dearest sister." He he he. . .

Alice got up pulling me to her makeup vanity. She put on mascara, eyeliner, and smoky eyeshadow. Then she put my hair half up, half down, held together by a diamond studded clip. I stood up and she handed me a deep blue, strapless dress. It was tight, accentuating all my curves and ending mid-thigh. The dress had a high waist, covered in rhinestones that matched the clip. She finally paired the outfit off with silver prada heels. All in all, a very beautiful look. Not one I would normally allow, but tonight was the exception.

"You're going to stop traffic tonight, Bella. That is, if you ever get where you're going." Alice told me.

"Are you sure he won't be mad Alice?" I asked her frantically. I was suddenly having high doubts.

"No, I can already see that he'll love what you'll do to him in the car, and then he'll have some interesting company at the jail. Plus, you know that he never gets mad at you, no matter what you do. You could become president of the Future Terrorists of America club, then bomb the entire East Coast and he wouldn't even bat an eyelash." Alice said, waving her hand in the air casually. "As Emmett would put it, he's totally whipped." She laughed, her voice high and bubbly. "But seriously, Bella. You have a mission to complete. No backing down. It'll be worth it."

I was now very nervous about what Alice had said, but I was just gonna have to suck it up and fufill my mission. Though I did think that Alice knew a little more than she was letting on.

A.N. There's the first chapter, please leave reviews so me and Tay know what you think of the story. Funny comes later (at least Tay thinks it's funny.) Now, see that little button? It calls to you. Click and write words.

Forevacullens: Oh dang! That was shorter than I thought... Hmm... Don't worry, Alex has more chapters written and I'll bug her for them as soon as this is up... And I promise: it gets funny. My friends and I love the chapters she showed us so far. :) Honestly, this chapter seems more like a prologue, huh? Sooo! REVIEW. You heard Alex! Click and write words.

Forevacullens: And by the way, if my name ain't in front of the AN, it's Alex talking.

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