This is stupid. This is really stupid. This will go across many different fandoms, including Lord of the Rings, Eragon, Prehistoric times (like with dinosaurs and stuff), Maximum Ride, High School (with the druggies and cheerleaders and jocks), Death Note, Harry Potter, and 2012 (like with zombies). You will not need to read any of these to understand what we (I got a few ideas off of my cousin, Bob *which is totally her real name*) be writing, but it will be stupid. You have been warned.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there were... NINJAS. *insert ominous music/star wars theme*
These ninjas were really awesome. And Evil. They were so Evil, we have had to capitalize the 'E' in Evil beacuse they were so Evil. They had to fight retarded, colorblind, ADHD, depressed, bipolar, psychotic, schitzophrenic, claustrophobic, gay ninjas who are not well-endowed (if you know what I mean *wink wink*)
This story is about an effeminate blonde ninja (who is also gay, but way awesomer than the other ninja, and better endowed (if you know what I mean *wink wink*) who loooooooooooves explosions), whose arm got blown off into another dimension. *dun dun DUUUUNNN*
This is it's story.
Review if you want me to continue writing this crack. I'll keep writing anyways, but it will be much slower and crappier than what it could have been if you had reviewed. I'll cut my cousin Bob *which is totally her real name* if you don't review. She's telling me to write this while reading over my shoulder. But I'll do it. I really will. *Bob: Heyy!* So review, unless you want me to blame y'all for her death.