Everybody Scream!!! I'm back, with more of my crazy self and of course unusual humour. I can't deal with seriousness! So this is probably going to be very out of character for everyone. Mwahahaha I've got you all cowering at my feet now right?

SUMMARY: What happens when the CSI:NY team and NCIS team are trapped in the CSI:NY lab? Well I can tell you one thing. Chaos.

DISCLAIMER: OMG I own CSI:NY and NCIS :D *Police officers place handcuffs around wrists* I lied alright?! I do that sometimes!

Pairings - CSI:NY Flack/Angell, Lindsay/Danny, Stella/Mac, Adam/Kendall (I love Kendall)

NCIS Tony/Ziva, Abby/McGee

Chapter 1 - Damn it Man!

"Thank you, God!" Abby screamed as she ran into the bullpen. Tony looked up at the crazy goth.

"Well I go by many names, but that's a new one." He smirked. Abby scowled at him.

"Not you, ya weirdo. The man upstairs." Abby pointed to the stairs leading up to M-TAC which Gibbs was descending. McGee grinned at Tony.

"What's up DiNozzo? You look deprived."

"Nothing McGorgeous. I just noticed that you've had a hair cut. I like how you went for the bowl cut this time." Tony gave McGee a cheesy smile, while McGee evil eyed Tony back. Ducky entered just as Gibbs sat down at his desk.

"Ducky! Hey." Abby cheered.

"Good Morning Abigail." Ducky smiled as he sat at Ziva's empty desk. "Where's Ziva?"

"Here." A ding was heard then Ziva exited the elevator followed by a young woman and a young man.

"Sorry I am late Gibbs. I picked up these two at reception." Ziva gestured to the two standing next to her. She dropped her bags by her desk, Ducky went to stand but Ziva insisted that he stayed sat. Gibbs stood and approached the two.

"Special agent Gibbs. NCIS. What can I do for you?" Gibbs announced. Ziva stood next to him abruptly joined by Tony, then Abby.

"Detective Don Flack. NYPD." Don accepted the friendly hand from Gibbs and shook it. "And this is……"

"Damn it man! I told you I'm not your property I can introduce myself, it's not like I'm a piece of furniture. Hey. Detective Jess Angell, his partner." She sighed the last part.

"Hey Tony DiNozzo. Angell huh? Did it hurt when you fell from….." Tony began eyeing her up and down.

"Heaven? No, it seems hell spat me back out to torture me with all these crude pick up lines." Jess cocked an eyebrow at him.

"Hey! I'm Abby, your friendly neighbourhood crazy." Abby sweetly smiled. Don and Jess laughed a little and smiled back.

"Tim McGee. I have no specific catch phrase that will make you laugh or want to hit me." McGee joined the group in the middle of the bullpen. Jess smiled at Don.

"I like him." She nodded at McGee. McGee grinned at Tony who mockingly grinned back at him.

Ducky approached the two. He shook Don's hand and kissed Jess's hand.

"Donald Mallard, but please call me Ducky."

"Ducky." Don nodded. Both he and Jess then looked to Ziva.

"Ziva David. Mossad." She didn't smile, but wasn't exactly unwelcoming. Jess quickly turned her head to look at Don who looked back.

"Ari Haswari. Your half brother right?" Don questioned. Ziva took quick glances at both of the detectives, eyes darting back and forth.

"Why?" She stuttered.

"He caused me a lot of pain. He killed my best friend years back. Kate Todd. She worked here I know." Jess spoke, emotionless.

"He caused a lot of people a lot of pain." Tony mumbled, remembering Kate. Ziva grabbed her knives and stood near the windows behind the group and began throwing knives at the wall where millions of holes already lay from previous punctures. Jess and Don were amazed at her precise and how fast she threw them.

"So what do you want?" Gibbs asked, changing the topic.

"We got a case for you but we're keeping the case in New York 'cause it's tied to a case already existing in the city. We want you guys over there." Don spoke strongly.

"We're there." Gibbs nodded. "You want Abby and Ducky too?"

"Yeah. Of course they'll be a wonderful contribution to the team." Jess grinned, the goth girl made her giggle and doctor Mallard was definitely a smart man.

"Okay. We'll be ready in five. Gear up!" Tony, McGee and Gibbs went to their desks and grabbed their pieces and backpacks. Abby and Ducky picked up the bags that they had carried into work.

"Who wants to get Ziva?" Tony asked. They had a system for when Ziva went into this mood. Nobody volunteered, therefore Abby dropped her bags and sighed.

"I got it." She stomped over to Ziva and stood in front of her just after she threw her last knife. They stared at each other for some time before Abby took a rather large gulp of air and slapped Ziva, quite hard across the face.

Abby quickly ducked as Ziva went to punch her attacker but soon realised it was Abby.

"Sorry Abby. I did not realise. I am sorry." Ziva apologised. Abby turned and pulled Ziva's knives out of the wall the last one being kind of stubborn.

"Hey Ziva what the hell you put on the tips of these things super glue?!" She yanked the last one out and smiled as she passed them over to Ziva.

"Thank you." Ziva smiled sadly.

"Now, GEAR UP!" Abby yelled at her in her best Gibbs voice.

Jess and Don just looked on in complete confusion as well as utter surprise. Ziva grabbed her backpack and piece.

"Where do you think your going agent Gibbs?" A booming voice came from behind the group as they headed for the elevator.

"Darn boss. I thought we were gona get away without him noticing." Tony whispered through gritted teeth.

"Who is it?" Don asked as he couldn't see over the team.

"Director Leon Vance." McGee whispered to them. Jess and Don nodded. Jess jumped to see over the crowd.

"If. I. was. A. Foot. Taller. This. Would. Be. Much. Easier!" Jess spoke in between jumps. Don pushed her to the front of the group.

"Detectives Don Flack and this is….." Flack spoke.

"DAMN IT FLACK!!! I'm Jessica Angell his partner." Jess sighed.

"Anyway…..We'd like to, erm, borrow your agents, forensic scientist and medical examiner for a while please sir." Don spoke.

"Okay. But I want to be kept in the loop." Vance nodded then left them.

"Well that was easier than expected." Tony looked at Gibbs confused.

"Nothing is easier than expected DiNozzo." Gibbs smiled. The eight climbed into the elevator. The doors closed with a ding!

Okay so what do you think? Should I carry on or not? Please review and tell me! This chapter has like no humour in it whatsoever so don't worry the humour is to come J

Montana Angell xx