Chapter One:

Myli's Delivery

This story is based off a tribute to the 60's play I did in the tenth grade.

Most of the time this story will be in script.

A short description of the characters. -_-

Headmaster Cross: He's the classic textbook version of a hippie.

Yuki Cross: the flower child. A nice kid, except for one thing, she's always on a permanent sugar rush.

Zero Kiryu: the normal one. The exact opposite of Yuki. Has a crush on Kaname Kuran.

Kaname Kuran: the president of the night class. Always acting and dressing like Jack Sparrow. Has a crush on Zero.

Takuma Ichijo and Senri Shiki: the lala boys. They both model for the hippie magazine called LaLa. ^_^

Rima Toya: likes to play with dolls. Always wearing pink and white dresses. Has curly pigtails.

Kain Akatsuki: the bad boy of the biker trio. Has a crush on Ruka.

Hanabusa Aido: the biker geek. Also models for LaLa magazine.

Ruka Souen: the biker chic. Has a crush on Kain.

Seiren: the .

Myli Osiris/ Artemis Dumbledore: O.C. lives with her grandfather Albus Dumbledore a.k.a. the "crazy old man of Blue Lagoon".

Falcon Osiris/ Albus Dumbledore: a bon-a-fide hippie.

Snape: runs a flower shop and a hair salon. A hippie as well. Likes to wear bellbottoms.

McGonagall: the librarian at the public library. A hippie who tries to act like a "Dursley".

Harry Potter: a surfer dude.

Hermione Granger: the bartender at Jackson's Bar and Grill.

Ron Weasley: the geeky bookworm. Spends his free time following Myli around.

Kingsley Shacklebolt: the "desert dude"

Mad-eye Moody: owns an antique shop. Also the island storyteller.

Dudley Dursley: the "rebel". Owns a Harley-Davidson motorcycle. Hangs out with Harry.

Bill Weasley: the "Indiana Jones" wan-a-be. Spends his time looking for buried treasure.

Victor Krum: he also works at Jackson's Bar and Grill. The creator of the "Oblivion Knockout".

Cross Academy is located on a island, that's ten miles by eight miles, called "Azura Lagoona" or more commonly known as "Blue Lagoon".

(has anyone ever wondered what Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall do on their summer vacations.")

The story begins when Myli Osiris and Hermione Granger are at Jackson's Bar and Grill.

(A description of what they're wearing is essential, because it helps create the characters' personalities.

Hermione Granger: low rise blue jeans, shirt front says "No disturbing the peace. If done, will use wand if necessary.", and sandals.

Myli Osiris: tye-dye t-shirt, low rise, flared blue jeans, sandals, a burgundy-colored sweater jacket that says "Gryffindor Rocks" on the back, and a bandanna in her hair.)

Myli: "Hey, Hermione!"

Hermione: "Hey, what?!"

Myli: "Do you have my wand?"

Hermione: "Yeah. Here it is." Tosses wand to Myli.

Myli: "Are there any deliveries today?"

Hermione: "Yeah. I need you to take this up to Cross Academy."

Myli: "Okay. I'm off." Takes the delivery package and leaves.

As Myli Osiris walks towards the headmaster's office. She hears the headmaster singing "Hit me with your best shot" by Pat Benitar.

Myli: "Hello. Hel-l-l-o-o-o." walks over and turns the stereo off.

( a description of what the headmaster is wearing.

Pink bellbottoms, a blue, yellow, and green tye-dye shirt, a brown vest, Elton john sunglasses, and beads and feathers in his hair.) ~_~

Headmaster Cross: "Hey! Who turned off the stereo." Turns and sees Myli. "Hey, Myli. What brings you here."

Myli: " Delivery from Jackson's Bar and Grill. Enjoy." Turns around and quickly leaves. Then hears Ruka Souen singing "Pide piper of rock-n-roll". She joins the singing and manages to leave four hours later.

Falcon and Myli's beach house….

Myli: "Gramps, I'm home." 0_0 notices the weird smoke. "What, in the name of merlin, are you smoking!"

Falcon/Dumbledore: "Seaweed."

Myli: "Seaweed." Then she starts laughing.

Falcon/Dumbledore: "What's so funny?"

Myli: "Headmaster (laugh) Cross. (laugh) pink. (laugh) bellbottoms. (laugh) tye-dye shirt. (laugh) and. Now. Seaweed." Continues laughing.