I don't own these characters i'm just awesome
So the other day blaine was sent to the principal's office cause he goes to mckinely now yeah? Yeah so he went into figgins' office and was all 'y am I here' and figgins was all 'cuz u short and peepl r scared of hobbits' then blaine was all 'well wat u gonna do 'bout it'. Figgins say 'u be suspended or some shit' and then blaine say 'wut if I give u secks' and figgins say 'ok'
den dey have the secks and blaine's penis felt great and he called his parents right after he was done.
And figgins say 'oh blaine I luv u lets run away together' and blaine say 'no I hobbit I no luv you u old'
NEXT DAY
blaine gets called to office again and den figgins say dat if blaine no luv figgins den figgins wont allow blair and rajeesh to get married. So blaine say 'well may bee its natural, may bee it's mabelline and den said lets go git coffee' so dey went on a date and den went to figgins' house and had the secks and den blaine say 'i'll never go back to the not having secks ways of my past. I luv u figgins'
AND DEY LIV HAPPI LEE EVA AFTA.
Bliggins is endgame, bros.
I luv u chey
