Note: This is just the first story in the "Middle School" series; if you all enjoy, more on the way! :P So kick back and read on!
SP Middle School: The First Day!
Chapter 1
(We see the front of South Park Middle School like we would in the opening of the show. It looks just like South Park Elementary, coincidentally.)
(The hallway, at the lockers. We see Kyle at his locker. He looks the exact same as he did in the show, just taller. The others are all the same way. Their voices are the same just slightly older. They are all now thirteen).
Kyle (to self): Ugh, this day is going to suck major balls.
Stan and Kenny (approaching): Hey dude.
Kyle: Hey guys. Ready for the first day of seventh grade?
Stan: Hell no, but what can we do?
Kenny (hooded): Mph. Mmmph mmph.
Kyle: Yeah, that's true. At least we all have classes together.
Stan: And with…
Cartman (approaching): Hey fags, what's up?
Kyle: Screw you, fatass!
Stan: Ugh…come on, dudes. We gotta get to class, like…right now!
(They run to class and are almost late, but they make it just one minute early.)
Kyle: Whew…that was freaking close.
Stan: Yeah…but anyway, this is going to be weird without Mr. Garrison all the time.
Kyle: Yeah, how did he manage to teach us all last year when we started here?
Stan: Hell if I know…
(They go to seats. Butters is in the class too. They sit near him.)
Butters: Hiya fellas!
Stan/Kyle/Kenny: Hey Butters.
Cartman: Butters, I hope you don't plan on being a super douche this ENTIRE year, perhaps.
Butters: Well, uh…no, not really.
Cartman: That'll be a change then, haha!
Kyle: Cartman, you suck so much it's not even funny…
(The bell rings and the class starts. The teacher walks up front.)
Teacher: Alright, kids, welcome to English 2, intro to American Literature. I am Mr. Hassleabotshit.
(The students just look at him. Cartman is trying not to laugh.)
Butters: Good morning, Mr. Hassleabotshit!
(Cartman bursts into laughter. Stan and Kyle just roll their eyes.)
Butters (confused): Gee, Eric, what did I say?
Mr. Hassleabotshit: Ok ok ha ha, like I haven't heard that laughter about me before. Now this course will be about American Literature, including American Poems, American Biographies, American…
Cartman: Man, you sure do hassle about sh…stuff….ha ha ha ha!!!
Stan: Cartman, shut the hell up.
Mr. Hassleabotshit: You know, I have already had enough of you, Mr….
Kyle: This fatass is Eric Cartman.
Mr. Hassleabotshit: Alright, Cartman, detention, today, right after school!
Cartman (annoyed): Oh, come on, don't hassle me about this shi…stuff.
(He sits there a second, then starts laughing uncontrolably again.)
LATER…
(It's lunchtime. The boys are all at their table eating. The girls are at theirs. A new girl is there with Wendy, Bebe, and the others. She has dark blonde hair with bright streaks, and has on a black tee shirt and white pants. She is really tanned.)
Wendy: Wow, your so pretty, Kristall.
Kristall (she's the new girl): Thanks!! Uh hey, who's that guy over there?
Wendy (frustrated): That's Stan!! Stay away from him!!!
Kristall (confused): Uh..no. Not him. The guy with the blonde hair, wearing the green..
(Wendy, Bebe, and the other girls look over. They see Butters, with the guys. He is just eating his lunch with that regular happy look on his face.)
Wendy: Oh!! Uh, that's Leopold Stotch, or Butters, as everyone calls him.
Kristall: Ah….uh, is he, you know..taken?
Wendy (giggles): Actually, no. A few of the girls have tried to drop him hints they like him, but he's so oblivious to the fact that they give up.
Bebe: Or he's just gay.
Wendy (rolls eyes): He's not gay.
Kristall: Well, I'm going to talk to him later!
(We go to the boys table. Butters looks up and sees Kristall staring and smiling at him. He gives her that goofy smile and waves. We see the girls giggle a little bit.)
Cartman: Dammit, Mr. Hassleabotshit is pissin me off!
Kyle: Dude, you're the one who acted like an ignorant retard…oh wait, you weren't acting. You ARE an ignorant retard.
Cartman: Shut up, Kyle! Shut your damn Jew mouth!
Butters: I wonder why that that girl keeps lookin at me..
Cartman: Shut up, Butters. We are discussing something important.
Stan: So what's this "plan" you've been talking about all morning?
Cartman: I already told you guys if you wanna see you have to get detention too and be there to see what I do.
Kyle: I'm not getting detention for you, fatboy.
Cartman: Fine. Then you just won't get to see my super awesome act of revenge then, Kyle.
Kyle: Well fine!
Stan: I got to admit I'm just a bit interested.
Kenny (hooded): Mpph mmph mph.
Cartman: Exactly. And take that damned hood off! It's like 90 degrees in heeyah!
Kenny (taked hood off): Sorry. But like I was saying, you've got me interested.
Kyle: I bet all you are going to do is going to wait until he falls asleep while monitering you, and then your going to put a moustache of poop or something on his lip!
Cartman: Believe what you want, Kyle.
Kyle (rolls eyes): Dammit…I'm leaving. See you guys next period.
The others keep eating and Butters keeps looking at the girls table and eating too.
Butters: She…she is really pretty. Do you think she is guys?
Cartman: Dammit, Butters, we are busy!
Stan: No were not. You are just trying to get Kenny and me to get detention with you.
Cartman: I'm just saying it's going to be super sweet.
(The bell rings and they all get up. They head out to their lockers. Cartman is still arguing with Stan and Kenny while Butters goes to his locker singing to himself like he does on the show. Kristall, Wendy, and Bebe are around a corner watching.)
Wendy: There he is! Now's your chance!
Kristall: Ok ok ok! Ahem…
(She walks over to Butters.)
Kristall: Hey! Uh..Butters, is it?
Butters: Well yeah! How'd ya know?
Kristall (giggles): Well, I asked about ya!
Butters (a little bit in disbelief and shock): Re..really?
Kristall: My name is Kristall. I hope we can talk again sometime!
Butters: Ye..yea..yeah! I do too!
Kristall (giggles): Ok, well, I gotta run to class! See ya!
(She runs over to Wendy and the other girls and they disappear around the corner. Butters has that goofy smile.)
Butters: wow…..
(Craig and Jimmy are standing a bit off.)
Craig: What does she see in Butters?!
Jimmy: We..we…well, Butters does have a fan….tastic personality, very much.
Craig: Bullcrap! He's a freakin moron!
Jimmy: That atti…atti…atti..attitude won't help you at all. Come on, we have to get to cuh cuh cuh class.
(They start walking off with Craig still glaring over his shoulder at an oblivious Butters.)
Well I hope chapter 1 was enjoyable enough! Chapter 2 will be up soon so keep a look out! What will Cartman's super sweet revenge be? Will Butters FINALLY get the hottest girl in school? :O