centerThe Bulma-Vegeta Story... In Verse!/center

Millions of fans can speculate

On how love was turned from utter hate

Try to guess, if you can

What made Vegeta marry a woman

Or perhaps instead I should ask how

Bulma married the man with the balding brow

And where was Yamcha during this?

Was he cheating on her in innocent bliss

Unaware that through the thick and thin

Bulma was in fact cheating on him?

And -- sweet Kami! -- didn't Veggie care

That if he got married he'd have to share?

And be nice and sweet,

And massage Bulma's feet,

And bring the kids up the right way

Instead of successfully killing Goku and training all day?

Either he's an idiot, he's gone tame

Or he knows all of this and is burning with shame

Either way, only she knows the whole deal

Which is really kind of sad, 'cos she isn't real.