Hello and welcome to the first part of Ask the Marauders! Viewers questions will be submitted to the Marauders, and they will be happy to respond!
James: Do we REALLY have to do this?
Remus: YES.
Peter: Why? Whats the point in answering stupid questions that will probobly make NO SENSE?
Sirius: *Snore*
James: Padfoot... are you SLEEPING?
Sirius: *Snore* Huh? wha...
Remus: WAKE UP!
Sirius:WHERES THE MUSTARD?
Peter: Dude. Get a hold of yourself. You where dreaming.
Sirius: Oh. Well, I blame Remus.
Remus: Why?
Sirius: Because it was YOUR idea to have this STUPID talkshow or whatever the bloody thing is called.
Remus: I came up with this idea because I thought it would be good if we connected with our fan-base...
Sirius: BOOOORING.
Remus: Well, if we do this, I bet alot of your fangirls would be DYING to talk to you!
Sirius: I'M IN!
James: Nice try, Moony. However, unlike poor, single Padfoot over there, I have Lily.
Remus: I will get you a new broom!
James: *squeals*
Peter: HA! You can't bribe me with girls OR brooms!
Remus: If you don't, I will not help you with your homework for the rest of the year.
Peter:...FINE.
Remus: Lucky for us, I already have a question!
Peter: Just one?
Remus: Yeah. This is only the first part. Anyway, here it is.
Hey! I hope this question makes it...
Anyway, Sirius, Do you chase Mcgonagle or around when you are in dog forme?
From: I R TLY SMRT
Sirius: I did... ONCE.
RECORD SCRATCH
Remus:...What?
Sirius: Yeah. Once, I chased . I almost got her too, but I ran into Filch.
Remus: I hope you didn't ACTUALLY run into him...
Sirius: I did.
Remus: *facepalm*
James: And WHY didn't you tell me this?
Sirius: *shrugs* Wasn't that important.
Remus: Well, thats all the time we have today! Keep sending in those questions!
Sirius: PLEASE! I WANT TO GET THIS OVER WITH!
James: Same here. Oh, and Quidditch starts soon!
Peter: I'm hungry.
James, Sirius, and Remus: When are you NOT?
Thats it! Oh, and Lily WILL be shortly joining, so think up questions for her too! A new part will go up whenever I have good questions to post, so PLEASE reply via IM or post a review with a question on it. This story will only be as good as the questions you send!