Well, this is my second short story that I have written:3 As before, If you could give me tips and advice on how to improve this. I would be very thankful:3 I also love reviews:D
Its kind of weird how I thought of this. At 10 pm, I was randomly eating chips with salsa and a thought came to mind. "I wonder what Ed does with his free time?"
Anyways.... by the way I only made up the Alice in wonderland short rant..
Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal alchemist or any of the characters or short rants, Miss Hiromu Arakawa does! :3
Edward's free time
Al's PoV
Hi, this is Al! Brother hasn't been doing his work lately and it takes him so long just to finish one assignment. Come on, I'm going to investigate! Ok let's see. Wow that's one messy desk…let's see…some books about alchemy…papers…mean drawings of Colonel Roy Mustang in a mini skirt…oh…so this is what he does with his free time.. YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!
'Ed's BIG list of short rants'
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK MIDGET!!
WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN ANT YOU WANT TO STEP ON?!
WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL HE COULD BE A FROSTED MINI WHEAT?!
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK MIDGET WHO CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE BEACH CAUSE HE WOULD SINK RIGHT INTO TH SAND AND WHEN THE TIDE COMES IN, HE DOESN'T EVEN NEED TO WORRY ABOUT SINKING OR DROWNING CAUSE HE IS SO SMALL HE CAN BREATHE AIT MOLECULES OUT OF THE WATER!!??
WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL CAUSE HE DRANK THE WRONG MEDICINE IN ALICE IN WONDERLAND'S BIZARRE ROOM AND NOW HE CAN'T REACH THE TABLE?!
List goes on and on and on…
~Back to Al who is in shock of what his brother does with his free time when he is supposed to be working~
So he doesn't make up those short rants on the spot!!
Ed: "Al where'd you go."
Eck! Darn it! Got to go!!
I love the 4th short rant on the list:3
Actually somebody made that up at an anime convention and they got Vic mignogna to say it:3