HOW KID BUU STOLE CHRISTMAS
Author's note: This is my first fanfic so please be gentle with criticism and yes this IS a cross between DBZ and how the Grinch stole Christmas...THERE WILL NOT BE MUCH RHYMING BECAUSE I HATE IT!
Our story begins in the magical land of 1995 (dbz 1995). A small pink figure was standing on top of Kami's lookout glaring at the earth below with disgust,when all of a sudden, he started talking incomprehensibly, so I'll translate "I rather despise these bothersome humans what with all the noise they are making." The pink monster continued, "All the joy and laughter,even when they're killing each other with the overly loud..." He hesitated "guns I believe they are called, but when they are loudest of all is around an unbearable time they call "Christmas". I'm not sure who this Mister "Sandy claus" is, but I may want to find a way to get rid of that morbidly obese joly sack of fecal material."
His eyes opened wide as he had an epiphany in that surprisingly large brain of his. "Perhaps..." he began "I could dress up as Mr. Claus and steal back the presents he gives to all the good girls and boys!" He exclaimed happier than he has ever he rememberd something "Wait a moment...It's...December...27. Wait isn't that cursed day on the twenty...fifth." The pure anguish that was on his odd face was enough to send any normal person running and crying. He was so filled with rage, that with a flick of his wrist he killed everyone on the planet.
"Wow. Why the hell did I not do that before!?" He exclaimed.