Sammy the seal swam through the icy Arctic sea. He playfully chased a penguin. The penguin climbed up onto an iceberg and began to waddle away. Suddenly Sammy leaped out of the water and landed in front of the penguin. The penguin turned to run the other way but Sammy was too quick. Sammy grabbed the penguin with his paw and bit the penguins head off. Sammy threw the remaining body into the ocean. He looked at the Arctic sun "omg, it's almost time for my interview with Sally the seal." Sammy thought. He jumped back into the ocean and swam as fast as he could past all the wildlife. He waved to ollie the octopus as he passed ollie's nest. Finally he surfaced by sally grey's giant ice tower. He slid across the ice to the front door. "I'm here to interview Sally grey" Sammy said to the receptionist. "she's expecting you" the receptionist replied. Sammy waddled up the giant ice steps to Sally's office. "I've been expecting you" Sally said as Sammy entered her office. Sammy stared at Sally. He thought she looked beautiful in the Arctic sun. Suddenly he tripped over. "Jesus Christ, I'm a clumsy bastard" Sammy shouted out loud. Sally helped Sammy up. "are you alright" she said. "I'm fine" said Sammy. "it's mating season do you want to come back to my nest" said Sally. "well ok but I'm a virgin" said Sammy. "it doesn't matter" said Sally.
So they went back to Sally's nest. Sally lay on the ice. Sammy couldn't help it, he jumped onto Sally's back and began thrusting his big grey seal penis into her bottom. "oh yeh, oh yeh, thrust it into me harder" Sally screamed out. Sammy pumped faster and faster until pop she was pregnant. They rolled off each other and lay on the ice exhausted. Sammy licked Sally's face, "I'll be back in a minute" Sammy said. Sammy galloped off.
A few minutes later he returned with some jiggly ball dangling from his mouth. He began to spank Sally with them until she blacked out in an orgasmic fit. Sammy was so busy spanking Sally that he did not notice the polar bear behind him. The polar bear grabbed Sammy in his paws and bit Sammy head off. The polar bear threw the rest of Sammy into the ocean. The polar bear was about to eat Sally but luckily he was shot by a Eskimo.
Three months later Sally gave birth to sammy's pups.
THE END