A/N: I actually got this idea while watching Guess Who. Well I was actually considering watching it but decided not to. XD
Do not own.
God I hate Ashton Kutcher was the errant thought that passed through Sora's idle brain as he tried to find something to watch. Daytime television was about a bitch and a half. There's never anything on. And when there is something on, it's geared for old people and comatose hospital patients. He settled for the romantic comedy.
"Hey, Kairi? Is Guess Who a romantic comedy?" Sora called. His girlfriend of three years came out of the kitchen with a sandwich on a plate and a soda. She sat down next to him on the beat up old couch, her wine hair glowing in the midday sun that filtered through the somewhat dirty window.
"Umm...well I'm not really sure." She took a large bite of the sandwich. "I dunno, check the wiki." A sandwich-caked smile followed. Sora turned his head in mock disgust.
"You're such a lady." Another sandwich smile. "Well I don't really know what genre it's supposed to be." For a while they just sat in relative silence, watching the sub-par movie play out.
"Wanna come to my parents' house this weekend?"In a moment of perfect timing, Sora jus happened to be taking a drink of soda as his girlfriend said that statement. A perfect spit-take ensued.
After collecting himself, somewhat, Sora managed an elegant "W-Whaaa?"
"Well, yea. You've never met my apotive family yet. " She had a point. Sora had met her biological family by accident, but he'd never met the people who brought her up.
"Erm...sure?" A brilliant smile lit up the girl's face before she flung herself on her surprised boyfriend. She kissed him gently on his lips.
"Thank you, honey." He gave her a small smile.
A few hours later, Sora looked at the sleeping body next to him, wondering what he was getting himself into.
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"You know, Axel, my brother, is gay. Him and his boyfriend Roxas still live there. Oh, and my grandad, Xemnas, is so excited to meet you! Everyone calls him Mansex though, partly because his sons are gay, and partly because the latters in his name rearranged spell mansex." The couple was on the road, driving to Radiant Garden where Kairi's large adoptive family lived. Sora listened carefully, filing all this information away for future use.
"I think he feels he has to give you the inquisition since Riku's not gonna be in town this weekend."
"Who's Riku?" Sora asked curiously.
"Ohmygod, I forgot to tell you about Riku! He's basically my father figure, even if he's only four years older than me. Riku's a model, so he travels a lot. He tried to free up his weekend, but he couldn't get here." A wistful look overcame Kari's face for a moment before she continued talking. "Then there's my brothers, Cloud and Leon, who are definitely dating. Uhh...who did I forget?"
Sora took this pause in their conversation to ask Kairi which turn to take. She cheerfully pointed out shich exit before something clicked in his mind. "Wait, your two brothers are dating?" he asked incredulously.
"Well, yea." she said as if it were the most obvious and normal thing in the world.
"I mean, it's just that..." Sora took a breath befor trying again "They're brothers, right? Adopted or not, it doesn't really sound...right, ya know?" Kairi looked at her boyfriend disbelievingly.
"True love knows no bounds, Sora. I believe that and they belive that. No one in my family minds and no one in the city minds either. You need to get out of that terrible mindset before you come into my home or my family surely won't accept you." He fidgeted uncomfortably with the stern gaze staring him down. Neither spoke for a while, only the radio keeping it from being completely silent in the car.
Eventually their car passed a bright sign that read 'Welcome to Radiant Garden!' in a flowery font. Kairi's face broke into an excited smile. Somehow, she managed to convince Sora to let her drive the rest of the way while he wore a blindfold.
"I really don't understand the point of this." Sora huffed. He hated being so vulnerable, even around the girl he loved.
"You'll totally appreciate it when we get there." Her voice held almost breathless excitement as they drove further into the girl's hometown.
They drove for a long enough time that Sora fell into a light doze. After a while, Sora felt soft lips on his temple and warm words bringing him back into consciousness.
"We're here." Suddenly alert, the brunette took off the blindfold covering his eyes to behold the place where his girlfriend grew up.
Shocked, Sora looked up at what was nothing less than a castle. At least four stories high, it was easily the most extravagant house Sora had ever seen. On the front terrace, at least twelve people with brightly coloured hair with varying amounts of spikes sat, sipping drinks.
A young man with silver hair that looked a few years older than Kairi walked gracefully down the front stairs. She immediately squealed and ran into the arms of the man. In a deep tenor the man gestured towards the home grandly.
"Welcome to Castle Oblivion. I'm Riku."