Disclaimer: I am not Lin Manuel Miranda therefore I own nothing.
The kindergarten class of Yorktown Elementary was...loud. Their teacher, Mr. Washington, was not in the class at the moment. He was talking to a lady in her thirties named Rachel Fawcett, and a young boy named Alexander Hamilton.
"Okay, Thank you Mr. Washington, be good Alex," Rachel kissed the crown of her child's head and headed for the exit of the elementary.
"So..Mr. Washing Machine, what do we do now?"
Mr. Washington looked down at the young boy, and raised an eyebrow, "Washington."
"Okay if you say so," The boy went straight into the classroom, and waved at Washington without looking at him. Mr. Washington headed into the classroom right after Alexander had.
The classroom was a complete disaster. The Schuyler sisters were all arguing about god knows what; Lafayette looked as though he was on the verge of tears, and Hercules was putting a hand on his back; John Laurens was flossing on top of a table; Maria Lewis was looking sternly at a frightened Thomas Jefferson; James Madison was sneezing repeatedly while Charles, George King, and Sam counted. Before Mr. Washington could try and calm the Kindergarteners, the new boy got on top of Washington's desk.
"Hey! My name is Alexander Hamilton," The boy started, "And you guys are really loud, Frenchie, why are you upset?"
Lafayette looked up at Alex and sniffed, "George was making fun of mon accent!"
"Do you really care what he thinks of you?" Asked Alexander, Lafayette shook his head vigorously.
"Now,..Pinkie, Blue, and yellow, what's up?"
The yellow dressed one was the first to speak, "Angelica said that she gets to date Steven universe, but Eliza said she was dating Steven, but I want to date Steven!"
"He isn't real, plus he is definitely gonna date connie," scoffed Alex. The Schuyler sisters all murmured in agreement, and hugged each other.
"Ok, red dress why are you so mad at Mr. Magenta?"
Maria glared at Thomas once more before complaining to Alex, "He wanted to play tag with me at recess, I am disgusted!" Alexander tutted at Thomas who was looking ashamed.
"And of course Sniffles do you need a tissue?" Questioned the boy. James sneezed again before slowly nodding.
As soon as the class had somewhat settled everyone introduced themselves.
"I'm John Laurens in the place to be, got two pints of chocolate milk, but I'm working on three," The boy who was flossing introduced.
"Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette, the Lancelot of the elementary set, I came from afar just to say bonsoir, who's the best, c'est moi," Lafayette waved at Alex.
"I need no introduction..but Brrrah, brraaah I am Hercules Mulligan
Up in it, lovin' it, yes I heard ya mother said come again!" Welcomed Hercules with a bow.
"I'm Angelica-"
"Eliza-"
"And Peggy" the three girls turned towards each other with scowl on their face, obviously Thomas and James had realized the situation because Thomas spoke introducing himself and James.
"I am not 'Mr. Magenta' I am Thomas Jefferson, this isn't 'Sniffles' it is my best friend, James Madison," Mr. Magenta huffed a bit throughout the sentence, obviously irritated with the newest addition of their classroom.
"My name is Maria, nice to meet you Alexander" she winked at the end.
"My name is Aaron Burr, sir, While I'm here I'll offer free advice: talk less, smile more, don't let them know what you're against or what your for."
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Before Alexander knew it everyone had introduced themselves, and it was time to go home. But as he walked towards his house, he found himself thinking of a certain Schuyler girl named Eliza.