Hello. This is just a short series of crackfics that I decided to publish whenever I'm down in the dumps. This is about League of Legends. If you don't play there is a good chance you won't know what the hell is going on.

Soraka grinned as Ashe's health went down. Now time for an infuse...

Soraka has just slain Master Yi for a pentakill!

Ace!

Ashe took one grudging look at Soraka before throwing her arrow down onto the floor. "Are. You. FUCKING. Kidding. Me?" she hollered. Soraka turned around, eyes wide in fear and surprise.

"Every fucking time!" Ashe went on. "I fucking HAD THAT KILL! What the actual FUCK Soraka?"

Now Teemo was coming along. "Ashe, calm down..." The little yordle began.

"No! I will not calm down!" Ashe screamed, eyes livid. She grabbed Soraka by the arm before the Starchild could recall. "You have KS'd long enough! You're a support! Why do you insist on always stealing my kills?!"

At this point, Soraka started looking panicked. Now Garen and Warwick came along. "What's going on?" The Might of Demacia demanded.

"Little Miss Killsteal here just decides to steal all of my fucking kills!" Ashe ranted. "That Pentakill when all the enemies ganked botlane? ME! That was ME!" The Queen of the Freljord was not going to calm down now.

Soraka's eyes went wide and she pushed Ashe out of the way just in time to take the damage of Sona's Crescendo. Garen, Teemo, and Warwick proceeded to completely destroy Sona. Ashe joined in at the last moment and ended up killing Sona with a frost shot.

Now it was Garen, Teemo, and Warwick's turn to glare at Ashe. "And that wasn't a killsteal?" Teemo asked indignantly.

Soraka has scored a quadra kill!

Ashe jumped. "What in the..." She looked over at their own base to see Katarina fall. The Nexus had about thirty percent health left, and Soraka was back at base healing.

Sona smiled weakly. Strumming the etwahl, she played a tune that all of them would understand. The team had spent all their time arguing to defend their nexus, the real point of a game.

Warwick checked Soraka's builds and growled angrily. The damn Starchild.

"Sh-She was building AP all along!" Ashe said, amazed.

There was a stunned silence, Ashe wallowing in shame of accusing the Starchild for killstealing when really she had be the carry of the game, when finally Teemo spoke up.

"Are you meaning to tell me that the champion with the most kills is the banana caster?"

The fricking end. By the way, any champions that were bashed in this, sorry! The only champion that I can't stand that I mentioned here is Warwick, mainly because I play Soraka as my main. I find it quite amusing that her staff shoots out bananas. Pretty funny, in my opinion...