Joker walked back and forth in his Office, the manager's office of the fun house he had stolen so many years ago. He was impatient, he decided to run through the check list again incase he messed up. "ok, I stole the Nanites from Lex that had the speedster DNA and Flying DNA in them, had them unfrozen so they would be ready for use, then I...wait, what was next?" he asked himself then as if in answer one of his henchmen ran in "boss, you got to see this." he said joker loved surprises but he was too caught up in his plans for one to happen today, he was a bit scared, could batman have found out too soon? No, that wasn't till later in the plan, and a plan like this should never get messed up.
He ran into the room and there next to Harley Quinn, in the hands of the kidnapped Doctor where two little boys. "Twins? this is an unexpected surprise, oh Harley you always know Just how to make me happy." he said taking the twins in his arms "you two are going to be my ticket to beating that nasty old bat,: he said in a sing song voice. "Please Mr. Joker, sir can I go home now? I won't tell anyone, honest just please let me go." the doctor screamed. The Joker turned and sat the babies down "now watch how daddy works." he said turning and grinning "heheehehe of curse my dear, you can go home." He said pulling out a pistol then shooting the young doctor in the head "back Home to wherever you think you go when you die. " he laughed then turned to see both children giggling at the joke their father had made "oh come on now, your making it hard for me to choose I have to get rid of one of you, you see the plan calls for my child to be taken and raised by batman, so I can convince the child to come to my side when he is older, it is a bit of a dangerous plan but nothing I can't handle. but with twins there is a bit of insurance, one of you can be with me while the other waits to betray batman when he is older." the joker said then he looked at each child picked the one with the purple tuff of hair and handed him to a henchman who would take him to a secure location until his father's release, or escape from Arkham.
he took the other one in hand turned on the Video camera and started to make announcements of bomb threats throughout Gotham "Me and my new little baby here will be blowing up ALL OF GOTHAM if batman doesn't stop us." he exclaimed, then pushed one of the detonators which blew up a hospital to show he was serious. Just as he pushed the button batman came in and kicked the joker to the ground then picked the baby boy up. "What are you going to do batman? Kill an innocent little baby? Let him live and grow up with me? It is your choice, and you never choose to kill" he laughed. Batman thought for a second "I can't kill you let alone an innocent child, and I can't allow the child to be raised by you."Batman said then thought for a second "Oracle, could you maybe"
"No way batman, I am not raising jokers kid. "She said
"well...then I guess joker is my responsibility, so is his kid." batman said "Alfred, create some fake adoption forms for me to sign later so no one gets suspicious, If I can raise this child good, then he has no need to grow up like his father."